I’m considering a face tattoo: “I’m not your lawyer”

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But if I tell people you’re my lawyer that makes you my lawyer, right?

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Hmm. Even if the other party is not aware of this?

Hahaha. Yes, me too. Should have it on my forehead? How about on my left cheek? Exhausting but okay.

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