I’m considering a face tattoo: “I’m not your lawyer”

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But if I tell people you’re my lawyer that makes you my lawyer, right?

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Hmm. Even if the other party is not aware of this?

Hahaha. Yes, me too. Should have it on my forehead? How about on my left cheek? Exhausting but okay.

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Any opinions on going in house for a customer that’s a law firm? Haven’t had any involvement with law firm implementations so curious to hear thoughts here.

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Hey guys
How much salary should I ask
For Associate Infrastructure L1 in Publicis Sapient
I have 1 year of experience

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Freelance Design Director UK 🇬🇧

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Hi Fishes,

Currently I am holding offers from Birlasoft and HCL for a developer role. HCL is offering me slightly better compensation. Which one should I go for? Which one will be better in terms of projects, policies, other benefits

YOE - 3.5 Years
Birlasoft - 14.5 LPA
HCL - 16 LPA

Hi All
Which platform is best to connect with Palo Cortex XSOAR professionals in India

Hi fishes,
I have below offers and please help me to choose the right one . Which is better in terms of learning, work, WLB and career growth
IBS
EY GDS
Allianz
Flytxt
All are offering almost same ctc : 11.5 lpa fixed

YOE : 3
Tech stack : Java , spring boot,microservices

Thanks in advance !

Have you all heard about this new thing called "quiet quitting"? Must be nice! Really wish people would just leave their jobs if they don't like them. Imagine if all of us "quiet quit".

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How many months were you job hunting before you finally accepted an offer for your first job? I’m coming up on month 5 and starting to doubt that I’ll ever break in … 🫠

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Is it jus me or is this high key racist?

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My boyfriend suggested I pay more of the down payment for a house when we get married since I make more (~35K) & have been working longer than him by a few years. He’s going to save as much as he can. Is it reasonable id prefer waiting until we can split the down payment 50/50? Or should I put more of the down payment and then we adjust paying off the monthly mortgage? Clarification: we’re buying ONCE we get married!

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Anyone know Scotiabank bands? Level 06.0 role

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Hi Techies,

Need some likes to enable DM. Please like.
Thanks in advance.

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Does anyone have a resume writing/ Linked In optimization service that they really like and can recommend?

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Hey! I know what type of role I want for my next move and I wanted to ask if there’s anybody who would be willing to refer me? The position I really want is a Customer Success Manager role, given the number of years I have in consulting and sales I believe this is the perfect fit for me. After researching what the role does I feel very confident that I will be successful and it is a job I would love.

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Feeling that my brain has been on “auto pilot” mode for years. I am Principal in one of the top consulting firms, promoted on fast track basis, so have not been “lazy” and doing good at work. But everything feels the same, nothing gets me intellectually stimulated anymore, and now I feel like if the trend continues, I might lose my ability to adapt and learn new things altogether. Does anybody else feel the same way? (Contd).

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Which agencies are the most welcoming to new agents? I don't have my license yet but want to do some background research ahead of time

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Any good insights on people towards the COVID-19 vaccine?

anyone here who is in Salesforce projects? product seems to go out of hand, now hard to know what’s available, what it can do and not. classic to Lightning seems to have a steep learning curve.

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What is average ctc for 9+ year experience skill aws, microservice, java backend?
Outside tcs and in tcs ?

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Which is better, business consulting or tech consulting in terms of learning, broad opportunities, growth and money?

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Oldie but goodie

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Apologies if I missed it but...

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Umm, sure, let’s do it.

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Luke I need that money

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It isn't a lie

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Will you settle down and have another cup of coffee!

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Story of my life

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I joke, I joke… But… 👀 😂

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Can anyone explain this meme?

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When your client insists on seeing a dog shit case through to the bitter end.

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Nothing ever gets crossed off anyway, can I just go back to bed?

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Operating outside my comfort zone, and by “comfort zone” I mean “state where I am barred”

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Saluting all of you brave souls still being told to come into the office

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Who didn't see this coming? 🤣🤣

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Where is the lie?

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Actual description of me trying to work through burnout

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Anyone else remember this meme trend?

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This is the funniest legal joke anyone has ever made

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Favorite law firm Instagram account?

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