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I’m considering a face tattoo: “I’m not your lawyer”

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But if I tell people you’re my lawyer that makes you my lawyer, right?

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Hmm. Even if the other party is not aware of this?

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Hahaha. Yes, me too. Should have it on my forehead? How about on my left cheek? Exhausting but okay.

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For those interested in a social meetup next week Friday (9/30), I made a google form:

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How do you shave/trim your beard without dropping the hair in the sink or on the floor? 🙏

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Whats the most reliable among german cars? I am worried about paying a lot for maintenance and repairs but also dont want a japanese tin can

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Pancakes...anyone craving pancakes? 🥞

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Out of platform question-

Is the outside food/beverages allowed in the movie theaters?

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Do we need to submit rent agreement for claiming rent or just rent receipts?

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I got an offer for ServiceNow developer in Volkswagen, do we have someone from same background. is it good time to join Volkswagen?

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Anyone work in tech and blockchain? What exactly do you do?

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Ah, Fridays. The day partners decide they don't want to work all weekend and dump everything on you.

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Anyone else dealing with anxiety around the uncertainty of continued remote work? We were so dysfunctional and unproductive in the office, the thought of going back is giving me nightmares.

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Is cybesecurity as lucrative as software engineering careers.

I know cybersec covers a wide field. Any sub areas within cyber that pay more than other?

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Hi! Got my cloud solution architect associate certification in January. How should I keep learning to gain proficiency for an architect role at aws?

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I’m a new grad hire (7 months) in the OCM consulting space. I’m passionate about change management and communication strategy. I've been reading, googling, and perusing anything I can get my hands on about OCM, including old OCM deliverables and our current methodology. My People Manager told me that OCM is a journey when it comes to understanding it and that a lot of that knowledge is gained through just experience. Does anyone have any tips they’ve gained in their OCM journey to share?

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When is Novartis calling people to office?

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How much time does novartis take to reach back with offer after salary discussions round where I conveyed my expectations ?

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Any recommendations for a female psychologist in the Alexandria,VA area?

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I am being promoted to Senior 1 with differentiating rating from October onwards.

How much hike I can expect?

How much VPB (bonus) I can expect? in offer letter mentioned as 5%

CCTC 12 LPA

TIA

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Did anyone recieved 30 day notification of your scheduled return to office mail
Today or before ?

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high school me 🤝 attorney me

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Defenestration as attorney risk management is not recommended - told you this one would be a scorcher!

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year… bonus season!

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That’ll fix it!

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How I’m feeling right now..

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Happy Friday to all the "super lawyers" out there.

Never forget that you're not just super. You're super duper!

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AI coming to take our jobs . . .

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Not specifically a law meme

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Begging law firms to invest more in their hardware so that my PDF reader doesn’t crash my laptop

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Get FUCKED, WestLaw. I only switched windows to draft a paragraph, not to end my session.

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If I don’t laugh at @NonEquityPartner’s memes on Instagram I’ll cry

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One time I had opposing counsel who just lost hard after oral argument stand up and say, "I'd just like to note my appeal." Um... OK....

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Believe in ones self

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So hot 💦

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I stay rapping

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Favorite law firm Instagram account?

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@NonEquityPartner with a devastating attack

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Studies show, Friday pizza parties are better than vacation.

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12b6 always be tellin’ it like it is

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Quantum meruit! Res judicata! Mea culpa! Wait, what?

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