It happened again today. I was walking from my car into a building and remembered I had forgotten to lock my car. I had the urge to turn around but I remembered that the only valuable thing in my car was my work laptop. And I would cry tears of joy if someone broke into my car and stole my work laptop. Can anyone relate to this feeling?

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Yeah let us know where it’s at. I’ll stop by and make sure everything’s okay.

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Is it a Dell though? Hard to even give that away 😆

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Well in that case, someone would probably steal the car and leave the laptop behind. You’re out of luck.

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