It really looks like Salesforce just gave everyone a template for LinkedIn after everyone was laid of

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Yeah looks like it

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A template?

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Yep, they all start with “this is my layoff post” and end with “and yes, I’m #opentowork”

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Haven’t seen that.

Unpopular opinion: Salesforce hired too many people who like posting about work, more than they actually work

Hahaha Insert any major company in place of Salesforce and it’s the same. Some people work a lot, some people work a little. This isn’t the agricultural or industrial revolution. It happens.

They actually did supply a template. It’s in Quip. Hi, I’m Nelly.

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