just relocate to NYC, found out NYC weather forecast is biggest lie 😩

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

The biggest lies:

1) My commute is under an hour
2) The check is in the mail
3) I promise that I won't c.. in your m....

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feels like 80+

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... which is accurate, per the forecast. What am I missing?

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You’ll also realize that the estimated time to get somewhere per google is about 60% of the actual time it will take you

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Huh?

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Probably something to do with the remnants of a tropical storm passing through

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Come back in February when there is snow on the ground and not the pretty kind... the mounds of dirty snow...

Also take into consideration that it's very humid out

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