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Just when I think LinkedIn can't get any worse, it slaps me with one of these...

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I love this meme so much

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This is just a screenshot lol. Need to know what the video says

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Yea I agree. Not sure why someone would post it on LinkedIn lol. But still curious to know what the video was 😂

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I thought I'd spare you from watching the video, but ask and ye shall receive: https://www.linkedin.com/posts/thefemalelead_for-anyone-who-needs-this-you-are-loved-activity-7242950920483868672-0oz9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop

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Lmao! Omg yea ok next time I’ll be careful what I wish for lol. LinkedIn is not the place for this post 😂

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LinkedIn is wild

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Okay but don’t judge before you see that asscheek’s resume

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What does this mean DTCC ? I have applied previously and it was the same later it was no longer under consideration.

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Dubai 🐠 what are your favourite things to do in the region?

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Coach

Is there a North American new comer hangout/get together in Riyadh?

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If we missed to submit timesheet for first fortnight still we will get salary or not? In Accenture

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I have below offers. Please suggest which one is better to join considering WLB, Continues Learning and BFSI or Ecommerce domain exposure -
CRMNext 17 LPA
Successive 18.5 LPA
Tech M 20 LPA
Congizant 21 LPA
Schlemberger 22 LPA
Atos 26 LPA

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Anyone work remote from Israel for a US CPA firm?

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Hi Guys,
Could someone explain the wfh allowance component? Its strange i didn't receive it in my first month salary but 2nd month after joining! I guess it's a one time thing.

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What are the best data privacy certs to aim for? 4 year exp in cyber risk consulting. Want to move to a privacy related role outside the big 4. Should I go for the CDPSE or CIPP or CIPM?

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Is anyone familiar with the El Gouna part of Egypt (near Hurghada)? If so, recommendations and thoughts?

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Hi 👋 I’m new to the LA area and looking for good networking events. Any places I should look into? Thank you in advanced!

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Hey guys,
I got selected to HCL Technologies , had submitted my documents and all the required information also updated my joining form in discover HCl website. It also shows that my bgv is completed but I have'nt recieved myoffer letter it has been more than a week. I also have a service agreement to fill it requires my date of joining which I think will be in my offer letter. Can any one help me and say how will this move from now.

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Has anyone taken the blue line to ORD recently? Is it open and safe to use? Debating taking the L or a Lyft to the airport

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Any boutique firms hiring?

My brother is about to graduate from Notre Dame and is looking to get into Consulting.

From what he's told me, he seems more interested in smaller/boutique firms.

Strong GPA, Tableau, SQL, and R experience.

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Any thought on tax resolution or going to work for a tax resolution firm?

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Any tips for someone who is a first time dog owner? Just got a puppy and would love any tips and tricks like how to potty train, etc.

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Anyone have tips for industry interviews for a tax role, but with folks from cross functional teams (e.g., corporate development and legal)? What kind of questions should I expect?

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Got an offer from a smaller “boutique” firm with ultra high net worth clients that’s 21% more than I’m making at Deloitte plus 7.5k sign on. Fully remote (firm located in CA, I’m on east coast). Take the offer?

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Location :Kolkata

Who still working @ 5000/- per month or below?

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Increasingly difficult to hold on to both....

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M/SM and above, why do you label a meeting as “touch point” or ask if you can have a “quick chat” when it’s something serious? Millennials like us always assume we’re about to get fired - I actually have been laid off in a meeting with that title. But at my new job, my boss asked for a “quick chat” to literally ask me to change the title of a meeting and then chat about christmas. Now that I’m in management, I want to understand it better.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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For anyone who needs inspiration for their own cringe LinkedIn post -

https://viralpostgenerator.com/

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Pro

There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Nice try Accenture.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Enthusiast

This is our bowl leader

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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The best how-to guide in becoming a LinkedIn dimfluencer. Reach your peak Simon Sinek in 16 easy steps. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/officialjohnjames_social-medias-effectiveness-conundrum-activity-6915424800324685825-vjxr?utm_source=linkedin_share&utm_medium=android_app

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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This is just a screenshot lol. Need to know what the video says

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Okay but don’t judge before you see that asscheek’s resume

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