Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Kink Bowl.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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LinkedIn is the new Facebook I see. 😖

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Does anyone actually get any value from LinkedIn posts? Other than things regarding openings or positions, does anyone actually care or look forward to the content there? I feel like a LinkedIn creator is akin to a pet rock or NFT

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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How many job titles and hashtags is too many?

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I am sorry, is this LinkedIn or some dating blog?

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I woke up today tired.

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I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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4 part post here from a leadership and certified emotional intelligence coach who believes in you! He loves to include a pic of himself on every post, in addition to adding his own likes and initial comment to tag more folks and help the post go viral!

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