Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Kink Bowl.

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Holy Jesus

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TIBCO is hiring for various positions Pune,Hyderabad,Banglore.DM for referral

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I feel like there are better compensation opportunities in the US. Do we just always earn at a discount in Canada?

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Anybody interested for Zomaland JLN stadium
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What's currently in demand in ServiceNow??

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Hi fishes,

I have the following 2 offers..

Cognizant- 21L fixed and 1.5L variable
PWC - 22L fixed

This is for a guidewire role.
Which is a better offer? What would be a good option for growth wrt role, salary etc.
Also, PWC claims to offer variable based on their fixed CTC based on the ratings.. is this true ? How much is the avg percentage given?

Thanks in advance!

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Hi! I know there are a few Consultants in this bowl and had a question for them. This guy working in the Healthcare arm of Deloitte said he’s getting the Covid 19 vaccine on 28th Dec. Think that’s real? He’s young and healthy... but prone to the Pinocchio nose. All answers appreciated

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Looking to relocate from VA to Houston, any recommendations on apartments?

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How do potential employers look at a 4-6 month career break? Been at current job for less than a year and is mentally draining. I want to re-evaluate my career

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How much is my eye Dr. paying the general manager

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Which PG is good near Bosch Global Software Technologies Bosch office in Baner Pune. I am about to join next month. I will be shifting from Nagpur, as it is hybrid model in Bosch.

Until April, I will be single, post that I will bring family/kids and take an aptmt on rent.

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Longshot post but does anyone have friends at City of Seattle, King County? Just recently got laid off by Accenture and I want to pivot towards work in the community, urban planning, etc. Really just want to do fulfilling work. Looking for a reference! 🙏

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For Virtusa internal candidates :

If anyone has basics testing knowledge and good comm skills and willing to move to testing domain, feel free to comment

How do you stand out in a department where nobody seems to think your work is important?

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Been riding my bike recently and am getting grief from those close to me that I need to wear a helmet . M here — any suggestions ?

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Has anyone recently done a single-round super day (4 cases in a day) at McK? Want to know if the interviews were back to back and whether they were all straightforward/typically structured.

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Been at SEI 10 years, star of every team that I've worked on, and only make $87,000 annually with a $6,500 IC target. Asking for an increase this June to take me to $100,000 in some combination of salary and/or stock options. Any tips for asking for stock options in lieu of a company being able to meet a salary request? TIA

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Can anyone share the the salary range for a senior manager in Accenture? This is for their cloud division.

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I'm working in EY as a HR RECRUITER, in PAS TEAM - I am looking for an opportunity to switch.

If there are any relevant opportunities please let me know I'm happy to apply for the same.

Years of experience - 3
Current CTC - 7.2

Thank you once again in advance 🙂

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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LinkedIn is the new Facebook I see. 😖

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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I can’t believe people want to be paid a living wage these days. Pathetic.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Maybe nobody else is in the office early because this helmet is too annoying to be around?

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Not sure if cringe… thoughts? Just seems odd but we also all have our own way of coping…

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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So courageous to post this

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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I’m not even sure what to make of this.

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