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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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It's like people wearing a varsity jacket after high school to impress the other people eating at Applebee's.

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Ex-Applebee’s Waiter

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Ex-TCSer | Current Dork

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TCS should rehire and pay this guy twice the money. Who markets himself as an ex-TCSer.

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TCSer? Ex-Googler? ex- Facebooker? Ex-Meta-er? Ex- Blackrocker…. Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

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Equifax What is the salary bracket for 6 years experience candidate at Equifax in Atlanta and also St Louis?

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Anybody working at Huge here?

I just applied to a Product Designer role and I have a few questions ✌️

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How did you give notice you were lateraling to people you like? Particularly if you haven't been there that long?

I'm lateraling to another firm because frankly I think the management of this one is terrible, but the people (and individual partners) I actually work with are awesome. I've only been here for about 18 months, so I imagine that short time frame will make it extra awkward 😬

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What is the best advice you would give to a junior account manager?

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Once i withdraw resignation, are there consequences?

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Moving to Austin end of this year, with a new baby.

With ~$500k HHI and almost no debt, in which neighborhood can we practically afford a house? We do outdoorsy stuff (mtb biking, kayaking etc.) and also have a dog that likes to run.

Any suggestions are appreciated! 🙏🏽🙏🏽

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Hello I got a confirmation from HR at Shell that I have been selected for a role and there will be background checks before joining the company. He said the mail will come from a 3rd party vendor for the background verification. It has been 1 week and there has been no mails till now. Is it normal? Should I follow up with the HR again?

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Moving to London in September - looking for a place to live! Any recommendations on neighborhoods?

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I haven't been to hyderabad before. What will be most interesting in hyderabad as a newcomer ? Any food and places to visit recommendations ?

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What do managers at KPMG in financial crimes/forensics sector make? And what are bonuses like?

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Winter enjoying the beautiful summer day!!

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How important is QBI for REG?

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Pro

So, my husband bought this and idk how to use it! Apparently someone told him to mix it in water and give it to kids?! Anyone use this?

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Is Bitcoin about to fall below 30k or rally back above 40k. Vote below 🔮

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I’m Ghanaian, 26 and an IB analyst in NY

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How is wlb, job security and annual increment in Fujitsu?FUJITSU LIMITED

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Do recruiters typically reply to the “Thank you email” after the initial interview?

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This is my story. Think and act

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Chief

It's been 10 days i have not recvd any mail & neither my manger or supervisor told me to come to office!!

In TCS what is happening right now?

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Is gap affidavit is mandatory to submit at the time of joining in TCS? I have gap of 1.10 years in my education. Is affidavit is mandatory or They can allow me to join?

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I too break down many times at my job. 9 years and counting

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
My Boss: "Where is this animosity coming from?"
Me: [checks notes][timidly] "From the part of me who dreams and dances and wishes and cheers and laughs and leaps and bounds?"

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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Do we think this is what all partners are thinking?

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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This is our bowl leader

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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“I used to be rich, but I sold all my stock so now I’m poor like you guys!” is a new one

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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Does anyone actually get any value from LinkedIn posts? Other than things regarding openings or positions, does anyone actually care or look forward to the content there? I feel like a LinkedIn creator is akin to a pet rock or NFT

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LinkedIn has to end

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Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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