Kon kon December ke baad switch ki tayyari me laga hai.

Meanwhile Manager - Beta hame sab pata hai🤣

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Hum toh kar bhi diye 😂
Notice pe chal rhe h

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Refer me to epam 😛

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Fired hai me🤣

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Ya this really happens last year when I called my manager, I started with how are you and all. He was like where are you switching, I was stunned🥶

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Broo same happened with my. My manager said don't say what you're about to say I won't be able to hear 😂 why you guys give me surprises.

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