KT Session in Corporate by Notice Period Guy...

🇺🇸 : so this is the overview, let me know if you have any doubts. I am here till Friday.

🇮🇳 : "Ye main code hai, jo change ayega.. idher hi aayega... or jyada kaam karne ki zaroorat nahi hai, year end me wahi 5% milega...Kuch ni Rakha hai idher, tum log bhi niklo yaha se..."

hashtag#linkedin hashtag#linkedinglobal hashtag#life hashtag#experience hashtag#humor

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works at
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5% wooowwww.... Which company?

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So true man...

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Well said 😂😂😂

so true yaar 😆😜🤣😂

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