HR and Hiring manager : where do you see in next 5 years.

Me : well if you give good hikes and promotion money money and good work life balance then i will be still working with you. otherwise i will switch whenever i want and sadly i will not be with you after 5 years.

Me-1 Hr-0

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works at
You are currently posting as works at

Good one!

Disclaimer- this stunt was done under safe environment and by professional. Try it on your own risk.

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