Lawyers it’s cybersecurity awareness month.

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I refuse to acknowledge any observance not listed in US Code Title 36 subtitle I be it siblings day, cybersecurity month, or my anniversary. If I was supposed to observe it our anointed legislators would have deemed it so

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