LinkedIn has to end

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Alright I’ll admit it: I let out a light and sensible chuckle

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This is starting to get copied and posted by everyone … sigh.

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I don’t know that’s actually pretty funny

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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