It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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I'm just here for the secondhand cringe since I disabled my profile 👀

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Same!

This is the best bowl ever.

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