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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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“When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept; for there were no more worlds to conquer.”

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And just like that - another Soundcloud rapper was born

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He forgot the last option…”or it completely flops and I move back in with my parents, again “

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I just love the juxtaposition of that confession with "a new kind of food company" up at the top. Its both ironically, and unironically (wait for it...) chef's kiss

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Is Spain still a hotspot for good/cheap 2D animation production? Any studios to recommend?

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Can I use my personal IPhone with the Mac from Walmart? What are the restrictions that i may face?

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Do you ever wish you could just go home at 6, play with your kids till they fall asleep, and then have a glass of wine with your wife before an early bedtime & sleep 8 hours?

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Privacy fish - Anyone taken the CIPM and can share what the exam is like?

Content outline seems like application of standard consulting approach, so how do they test it on an exam?

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Hi. I am a 6 year experienced sdet trying to get into devops.
I started to practise on Jenkins build.
I know a bit of python- used it in my automation frameworks. Need to start on containerization.
From Google I got know we need to have python, linux knowledge, ansible , chef, puppet and terraform- (good to have)
I also am preparing for azure 204.
Since you all are in devops real time, can you pls tell if I am in right path and how to gain some hands-on?
I can't shift project. Tried it alrdy

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In general what is the salary range of a senior manager in Axis Bank Ltd .

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For all the Trump Supporters: your response? Willing to go down the route of authoritarianism, trample over civil liberties and overturn an election to own the libs, and stop this facade that you think Biden is going to usher in “communism”?

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/05/politics/trump-georgia-brian-kemp-phone-call/index.html

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Boys, don't spoil your goals behind holes.

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If you could change one things in your team or firm what it would be ?

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My 2Office roaster has been created by SWON owner but nobody from project has asked to me come to office till now.
I'm getting autogenerated mails for 2Office.

Should I cancel the roaster or ignore these mails?
Tata Consultancy

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Hi All,

Can i get 11 likes for DM Activation pls.

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Any MBB fish referring for a cleared data scientist in DC?

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Hi Fishes

In spite of having applied for many jobs at Citi (including the referrals), I have not got any calls from Citi.

I do not understand what's wrong with my profile ! I do get calls from other Captives but not from the Citi.

Are there any hacks to get calls from Citi ? Citi @citibank

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NYC folks - Reminder: Happy Hour tonight @ Brother Jimmy's! We'll be there ~7pm. Ask for the Fishbowl happy hour at the door, or look for the balloon! Or use bowl code bxbft to find us!

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Anyone aware about wfo policy for expecting mother's?

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Does Pwc AC also have tie ups with Creche and Montesori in Bangalore to support childcare. Where can we get the information and policies

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What are the weirdest reasons you have heard for people being laid-off? I have heard someone getting laid off because they missed submitting their time-sheets for 3 times in a year.

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Ramadan is 3 months away already 😅

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Can someone please refer me in Genpact ?

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Looking for a change. Can someone help
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Expertise - Ops, Training, L&D, Superannuation, Shared Services.

Need it on an urgent basis

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Not sure work that doesn’t feel like work includes when I feel pushed to my limits. Thanks for showing how out of touch you are by pushing for longer working hours though…

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Nice try Accenture.

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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I ama post this on LinkedIn

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Not sure if cringe… thoughts? Just seems odd but we also all have our own way of coping…

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Linkedin cringe about LinkedIn… Why are “day in the life” videos of corporate offices still a thing?

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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I’m baby is dying but I’ve got KPI’s, so give me attention!

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
My Boss: "Where is this animosity coming from?"
Me: [checks notes][timidly] "From the part of me who dreams and dances and wishes and cheers and laughs and leaps and bounds?"

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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The best how-to guide in becoming a LinkedIn dimfluencer. Reach your peak Simon Sinek in 16 easy steps. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/officialjohnjames_social-medias-effectiveness-conundrum-activity-6915424800324685825-vjxr?utm_source=linkedin_share&utm_medium=android_app

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Why? On any social network for that matter🙄🙄🙄

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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https://youtu.be/gE9bFLKvhK4

Hahaha 😆

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“When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept; for there were no more worlds to conquer.”

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He forgot the last option…”or it completely flops and I move back in with my parents, again “

I just love the juxtaposition of that confession with "a new kind of food company" up at the top. Its both ironically, and unironically (wait for it...) *chef's kiss*

His face 😂😂😂

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I just love the juxtaposition of that confession with "a new kind of food company" up at the top. Its both ironically, and unironically (wait for it...) chef's kiss

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