Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
My Boss: "Where is this animosity coming from?"
Me: [checks notes][timidly] "From the part of me who dreams and dances and wishes and cheers and laughs and leaps and bounds?"

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If someone proclaims themselves a “Life Coach”, I already know what comes next is BS.

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Healing Life Coach also had some BS before the "Life coach" part

*deletes that part of me immediately* 🤣

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