Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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Nothing like a zombie baby sleepwalking though the night for some #mondaymotivation 😮‍💨

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#zombiebaby 😂

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Ok, so if I have a massively contagious disease go ahead and infect your entire office for a job interview. Got it.

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Covid taught many people nothing.

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Independent toddler, don't need no parents.

Matilda vibes.

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My kid also poops in his pants and just continues on with whatever he was doing without missing a beat so— wait, now I’m just giving the corporate overlords ideas.

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What the actual F? This must be a joke?

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Win-win for candidates: stay in bed longer AND avoid a dreadful future boss.

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Lets just hope it’s a joke …

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My kids probably get pink eye once a year no matter what. I have never seen it get to the point of bleeding. Unless they didn't treat it properly and the itching drove the baby crazy and he scratched his eyes out.

Now I won't post any pics here, but there are some really cool zombie baby Halloween decorations. 🧟

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Right? It sounds like neglect or boarder line child abuse.

Is this person actually advocating that you should show up sick?

If I was conducting an interview and somebody showed up with even the slightest sign of illness you are NOT getting the job.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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I am sorry, is this LinkedIn or some dating blog?

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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The post bragging about personal finance achievements are getting me more irritated than the career achievement brags

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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LinkedIn has to end

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Don't be jealous as I pose with my lips next to a phallic object

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I too break down many times at my job. 9 years and counting

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This is how I feel!!!

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Which one is more cringe?

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I’m not even sure what to make of this.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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Maybe nobody else is in the office early because this helmet is too annoying to be around?

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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