Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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Nothing like a zombie baby sleepwalking though the night for some #mondaymotivation 😮‍💨

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#zombiebaby 😂

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Ok, so if I have a massively contagious disease go ahead and infect your entire office for a job interview. Got it.

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Covid taught many people nothing.

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Independent toddler, don't need no parents.

Matilda vibes.

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My kid also poops in his pants and just continues on with whatever he was doing without missing a beat so— wait, now I’m just giving the corporate overlords ideas.

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What the actual F? This must be a joke?

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Win-win for candidates: stay in bed longer AND avoid a dreadful future boss.

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Lets just hope it’s a joke …

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My kids probably get pink eye once a year no matter what. I have never seen it get to the point of bleeding. Unless they didn't treat it properly and the itching drove the baby crazy and he scratched his eyes out.

Now I won't post any pics here, but there are some really cool zombie baby Halloween decorations. 🧟

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Right? It sounds like neglect or boarder line child abuse.

Is this person actually advocating that you should show up sick?

If I was conducting an interview and somebody showed up with even the slightest sign of illness you are NOT getting the job.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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I’m baby is dying but I’ve got KPI’s, so give me attention!

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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