Lmao linked in super CRINGE!

“i had to turn down $500,000… here’s why: [insert random assortment of “negative key words”]

Like, shut up bro, you didn’t… the lies told on linkedin are so fake 🤮

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“Would you take 1,000,000$ today or 10$ a day until you die?”

“10$ a day. It’ll help me grind harder 😤”

Love LinkedIn

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Yeah that’s the joke but you got sigma grinder bros out here on LI talking about how they would take 10$ cuz it’ll make them struggle harder

I definitely always come to Glassdoor when deciding if I’m applying for something on LinkedIn for the truth and more realistic perspectives lol

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Like, are you 14?

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You’re only solidifying the fact that you’re a child in an adult world.

You belong here with like-minded peeps in the LinkedIn Cringe Bowl:

https://joinfishbowl.com/bowl_w1x5h981my

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Lololol I had no idea this even existed. Joining immediately. I really can't handled LinkedIn these days, like it's the most blatantly fake content I've ever seen. Also the toxic positivity is off the charts. I do not want to celebrate work like people on LinkedIn do.

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I love how Glassdoor has became the anti LinkedIn 😂

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Glassdoor is for absolutely DRAGGING your employer and I’m here for it

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