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The irony of the people that liked/cheered/celebrated this person’s new certification. Did they read the post?! Lol

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Well? Did you congratulate Joshua or what????

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That's... a choice.

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Man! He beat me, I have been stuck on 15,599 for WEEKS!

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Let’s all connect with pm1 so they can blow Joshua away!

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It's not even a round number, either. 🤪

There’s a different certification for every 50 followers!

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I’m connected to the guy!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

How is this even a certification? Self proclaimed milestone?

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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