Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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"I know how much LinkedIn loves inspiration porn"

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The barista was hitting on her

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As an accredited visual story teller, I can tell you the truth:

She went like fishing and wanted to brag about her new job.
She also made something up about crying and snoozing her alarm.

The end.

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Ball so hard, Martina

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Why? On any social network for that matter🙄🙄🙄

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4 part post here from a leadership and certified emotional intelligence coach who believes in you! He loves to include a pic of himself on every post, in addition to adding his own likes and initial comment to tag more folks and help the post go viral!

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Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

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..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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How many job titles and hashtags is too many?

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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I too break down many times at my job. 9 years and counting

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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LinkedIn has to end

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
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First off part 1/3
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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Cringe for today!
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2. What's your point?

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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I ama post this on LinkedIn

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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