Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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"I know how much LinkedIn loves inspiration porn"

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The barista was hitting on her

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As an accredited visual story teller, I can tell you the truth:

She went like fishing and wanted to brag about her new job.
She also made something up about crying and snoozing her alarm.

The end.

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Ball so hard, Martina

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
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2. What's your point?

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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It's the "loves this" for me

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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