Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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"I know how much LinkedIn loves inspiration porn"

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The barista was hitting on her

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As an accredited visual story teller, I can tell you the truth:

She went like fishing and wanted to brag about her new job.
She also made something up about crying and snoozing her alarm.

The end.

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Ball so hard, Martina

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-signed a working female

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