Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Hello. Yes, this is dog.

You are hired as our Cat Chief Purrer

This is awesome

"No body"

He's trying to tell us something.

I think my month long zero-tolerance approach where I block everyone who posts this sort of nonsense and the person who liked it to put it into my feed is showing results.

I see far less of these generic cringe-posts now.

I still get all those goddamn facebook-style "my daughter got married" posts mind you.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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One even baked pancakes for his kids to celebrate it.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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