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Lmao this is awesome

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Eheheh

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Timely, topical, based. 👌

I did now

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🤨 i guess this is what I get for setting the cringe slider to 11 and entering gibberish on my first try

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That opening sentence is just 😙👌

This is the most amazing thing I’ve seen in a while

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That’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

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Can’t wait to post it

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Have to set it to Max Cringe to step up the game

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This is the conclusion of the first one. 🤯

I did this as a joke but……🥲

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Bear with me

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EY feels kinda...cheap. Are the other B4 like this?!

The Bowl is oddly silent

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Hello Team,

GBT team inform to submit the card details for travel and hotel booking. When I am trying to submit the details getting some issue like enter your RSA securid passcode as well as help me how I can login into concure application.

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IT Audit staff position available in Denver. DM me if interested

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I applied for a Executive Staff Assistant for Kaiser. The range for this position is from $36-42/hr. I’ve been doing Health Admin for 10yrs starting as AD in the AF. I’m also in a Master Program for HCA. Advice on if this is low in CA.

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Any politics story in msft India.

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Hi fishes! Hope you are all doing well.
I am looking for someone from Bain Capability Centre who can refer me for one of the recent opening in PPK team.
Please leave a comment or DM me if you can help me with it.
Thanks in advance!

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1) Hypothetically if you were looking to sabotage a colleague, can you code an excel document to throw off their numbers or calculations, (if you send them that document and they download it for use)?

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What is fastest way to improve both structured communication and thinking? Any helpful books or drills?
It’s the one consistent feedback I get while casing , “to be more structured” I’m there for math ability , business logic , creativity.

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Could someone please comment on first year EM salary at McK? Both base + bonus? I have an offer and wondering if it is at the level of those hired to EM from within.

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Fuckjerry, overheardLA, overheardNY on instagram are pretty funny

Why is taking notes and consolidating notes/action items the most painful thing ever? It’s something that I just haven’t quite been able to master...

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Mental Health, inherited or choice? I am finding myself struggling with processing that ADD, Depression, or Bipolar is a chemical imbalance in the brain vs. behavioral therapy. The best analogy given to me is you would treat diabetics with insulin so why not consider prescriptions to help mental health. 2020 has thrown more at me than I’m able to handle. Has anyone here noticed a significant improvement after a prescription to help psych issues?

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Larsen & Toubro Infotech Hi Fishes, I have offer from Optum , Larsen & Toubro Infotech and Luxoft .. almost same CTC. Luxoft joining is 25th (day after tomorrow), LTI and Optum are on 26th Wednesday. But I am waiting for Optum revised offer for the 26th.. Need suggestion to choose .. LTI progress is in onboarding state.. but my interest is more towards optum ..

Need help here ..

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What was the maximum RRP that we could expect from Optum for an expectational performance?

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Hi All,

I am looking for a switch, a short introduction of mine

1 - I have completed my bachelor in textile currently pursuing Digital Marketing Analytics from NMIMS

2 - 5+ YOE in eCommerce Operation - (Amazon, Flipkart, Myntra, Nykaa, Paytm, Snapdeal, Tata Cliq, Ajioetc)

3 - Currently working with Audientes (Denmark) Company

4 - Achieved certification from Amazon and Flipkart

5 - Current and Preferred Location - Hyderabad

Please refer if you have any references Thanks

#hiring #jobhunt

Hi,
I will be moving to Bangalore next Week. Ive shortlisted some PG's in Koramanagala nearby to my office , any suggestions would be appreciated . Open to PG's or Studio apartment/1BHK flats.

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For those of you in your mid-20’s, how often do you go on dates with your significant other? In a serious relationship for the first time since college and trying to gauge what folks consider normal for dating frequency (excluding nights in). Context - we’re 25, dating for 3 months, live 5 mins away from each other, decent WLB

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Do women like to be bought items out of appreciation ?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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Not Linkedin but also cringe

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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“I used to be rich, but I sold all my stock so now I’m poor like you guys!” is a new one

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Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
My Boss: "Where is this animosity coming from?"
Me: [checks notes][timidly] "From the part of me who dreams and dances and wishes and cheers and laughs and leaps and bounds?"

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Do you agree? Do you? And you? Maybe now? Agree?

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