Loss of twerking is loss of enjoyment of life. This was not my case. 💃

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If I were defense counsel, I would move for a mistrial. How can you expect the jury to be impartial after hearing that??

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I wasn't ready for that 😂😂😂 it made my whole day.

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I mean it was funny, but idk about all that

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“Like an old lady”

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Plaintiff lawyers will be like "That's worth policy limits alone. Might even amend to seek punitive damages now."

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I can only imagine the straight face the attorney had while asking these questions. 😂

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Incredible! Thank you for sharing.

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I would NOT of been able to keep a straight face 😂 I had a depo where a plaintiff was talking about a similar loss and I just couldn’t make eye contact while asking the questions so I could keep a straight face

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Dead 💀

I needed this 🤣🤣🤣

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