M,30;
What has changed in you after the marriage ?.
Feel free to share suggestions and anything.

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Positive side:
You get proper home food, a caring partner, and someone who loves you even if you look like a tired software update every day 😂. Black, white, messy, lazy – doesn’t matter. End of the day, she’ll correct your mistakes and slowly upgrade you into a “gentleman – version 2.0” (as per her standards). And yes, she’ll stand by you in every situation ❤️
Negative side:
You may regularly hear, “It was my parents’ biggest mistake” and “My luck is so bad” 🤣. Your mom and sister might suddenly become the most discussed topics in the house. Also, be ready to order cosmetic products with names you’ve never heard in your life… and prices that will make your soul leave your body for 2 seconds 💸😂
In the end, it’s all about luck. If she loves you deeply, you’ll ignore everything happily. If not… may God give you strength, my brother 😆🙏

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I was unhappy. Now happy

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