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It makes no sense to me why front-load washers aren't constructed with more anchor points holding the wash basin on to the back, they always fail after a few years

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Best points hotels in Paris and French Riviera? Have a combination of Marriott and Hyatt points - looking to stop in both places. Probably have enough of each to do one chain in each location - will probably be 5 nights in Paris and 2-3 staying in Cannes.

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I am a junior associate (CO 21) doing a divisive merger for a small client with assets in the $1mm range. Partner is non existent and non responsive to emails. There are clear red flags in how some of this stuff has been requested to be handled by the client. I have expressed to partner that I want to write a CYA memo discussing these points, partner has not responded. Deal closes Dec 31. At what point do you just send the CYA memo yourself to protect yourself, or discuss with another partner?

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VOIS vs LTI Mindtree
1. WLB
2. Job Security
3.Technical Growth
4. Increments

Hi, please share your thought for VOIS and LTI mindtree on above points.
Tech : DevOps, Infra
YOE: 5
CTC offered: YOE *3 LPA

Please provide your suggestions.
CTC

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Can I collect and sign up for multiple delta Amex cards? Need to get points for honeymoon flights

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Mercedes Benz vs HPE vs T Systems

1. Wlb
2. Job security
3. Increments
4. Technical growth
5. Wfh/ remote options

Hi, please share your thoughts on these above points for the 3 companies.

Offered CTC is similar.
YoE 6 years

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Best way to earn 200k miles for delta? Unable to book through travel partners since I already have 90k delta points.

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Welcome to the Philosophy bowl! The goal of this bowl is to discuss principles in philosophy that we can apply to our lives and fortify ourselves for life using our collective knowledge. It is also to help one another as we all struggle at different points in our lives. Personally, philosophy has served as my northern star that I use to navigate through life’s storms. Hope you all enjoy and please share this bowl with anyone that you believe will benefit. I will be posting later today

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New amex MRP user, and finding that most points are worth disappointingly 1 cent. How are they valued at 2 cents usually?

Is 2c/MRP possible only if redeemed with a airline transfer partner, and get discounts on expensive flights?

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New amex MRP user, and finding that most points are worth disappointingly 1 cent. How are they valued at 2 cents usually?

Is 2c/MRP possible only if redeemed with a airline transfer partner, and get discounts on expensive flights?

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Am I demoting myself or putting a disadvantage if I ask to be put off on a project? I’m on a project that my manager is very micromanaging and points every mistake and nuances I make in front of everyone. I fear this is deteriorating my trust and my status in the team and a chance for promotion.

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Favorite hotel in NOLA and why? Traveling there for fun with my wife, our 3 kids and our nanny. Extra points for restaurant reccos. Will Venmo you a shot if you have solid reccos for live music of the blues and hard rock/metal variety. Last time I was there was for my bachelor party so it’s been more than a few years. To save some respondents the time: we aren’t an airbnb family - I like being able to order a cocktail or three to the room and have a hand with the family of 5+1 luggage.

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So recently took my first gmat after a few months of studying. Got a 600 when shooting for something in the 680-700 range. Any tips on how to gain 80+ points before apps are due for round 2?

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If public accounting firms could reduce or eliminate the pain points (timesheets, budgets, chargeable hours goal, crazy busy season hours) and raise salaries, this could elevate the profession to levels we have never seen before.

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What should I do with all my useless Marriott points (~350K) I feel like redemptions are terrible now - is it best to still use? Should I aim to transfer?

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Not exactly points - but does anyone have a HYSA account referral I can use? Looking for at least 3%

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Best use of >1mn marriott points? Good ski destinations y’all recommend?

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EL insists on team staying at same hotel as them. They chose the hotel based off having status there. I'd prefer to stay at another hotel chain (5 minute walk away) as I have status there and my points go further when I do personal travel. How would you navigate this? Cost is the same

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How long does it take Chase to transfer points to Bonvoy!? I’ve gotta snag this Hawaii hotel room stat! 😂

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Are there any United Airlines elites feeling generous to donate some Plus Points? I’m trying to upgrade myself to Polaris without status. 🙏🙏🙏

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Does anyone know anything about the Senior Data analysts roles at McKinsey? Bonus points if it’s SHaPE practice

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This question might anger some, but not meant to be provoking. Does anyone else feel that half the jobs in tech (scrum master, project manager, product manager, etc.) are more hindering than helpful? I feel like productivity would sky rocket if we didn’t have 10+ hours a week added of admin work/agile ceremonies/status meetings, and you just let developers and analysts do their job. Why are we spending hours learning how to estimate story points (for example) rather than improving production?

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Any recommendations for a women’s dress watch (bonus points for moon phase)?? I am eyeing the Vacheron Constantin Égérie but am not sure what else is out there.

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Does anybody else use a sticky note on their laptop screen to remind them of talking points while presenting? Scared ill share the wrong screen one day and my tactic will get exposed 😅

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I truly feel like some people get upset if you don’t have exclamation points or emojis in Teams/Slack messages. I just don’t see how when I don’t do that, my messages can be perceived as mean? Some people need to get a grip lol

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Has anyone used a market research company successfully for start ups? I’m trying to find some specific data points to quantify a pain point and hoping to leverage an external company to help in the interest of time. Coming from big companies, I know some of the big ones but curious if there are any small and nimble agencies that do cost effective market research work for start ups that you’ve liked? (I’ll caveat with we’re continuing to do loads of customer convos and experiments)

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At most consulting companies, can you book a flight with points and have the firm reimburse you with cash? Wondering as I have amassed points more than I can use even for personal flying.

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Staying in a major city at a Hyatt. Since Sunday check in to now, they’ve had issues with their hot water and the shower just barely gets warm enough to shower. Does not get hot and steam. Have to get in and out quick since it’s not comfortable. Switching rooms doesn’t help. It’s a whole building issue. I’m Titanium Marriott but nothing with hyatt. How many points can I request as compensation? Stay is about $200/night total Sunday- Thursday so I think $800-900 total

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I don’t know how many of you are into points and miles but i do have a referral for amex plat for 150k points. Lmk if interested and need one

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Is it possible to transfer the points in Appreciate as Money to a bank account?

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Hi,
I have received an offer from a Big4.
In my resume I have mentioned my last role with EY (Senior) and true total tenure with EY (2018-2021) and have mentioned my promotion dates in bullet points but I have not mentioned that I started as an analyst (assuming it was self explanatory). What do I do now ?
The title goes as EY- Senior - (2018-2021) and the first bullet point mentions the date of promotions.
Am I in trouble ?

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I know, it may sound very unpopular here. I personally think, WFH should not be a permanent solution. May be hybrid; but not complete WFH.

In most cases, collaboration is required. And that's the key we are lagging. If we could do complete WFH, 'on-sites' were not required at all.

I can remember my early days in IT where I was able to learn from my team leads and other team members. If I need to start as a fresher now, I'll definitely miss that option.

Many more points to add. But...

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Considering replacing HBO Max with another subscription because it's turning into a tacky reality tv joint. Maybe will churn for returns of Succession, Our Flag Means Death, and Hacks, though.

Recs at similar price points? Dad and I love prestige bleak comedy and indies, mom prefers prestige drama. I pay for the sub and they use it too. I consulted them and they're ok with swapping. And Dad is pissed about the Westworld removal.

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What’s your favorite way to redeem corporate Amex points?

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Webcast mein kya bataya? Please share the imp points. TIA

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How much are directors in PwC deal tax making in NY (base + bonus). I know SMs have base of 265 but not many data points on directors.

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Can anyone help me know about the below points for Capgemini.

1 - Permanent Work From Home(WFH) policy in capgemini for Manager-C2? If yes, how can we attain?

2- When they are saying hybrid model, how many days they are expecting to join?

3- Can we go 5 consecutive days to office? Let's suppose first week for every month and rest 3 weeks WFH.

4- How long may be the hybrid model, I mean , what you think will they call employees for 5 days a week after 6-7 months ?

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Looks like I lost 12 nights and points / nights are not combined with Marriott yet

I just moved here recently and adjusting a little bit to the culture shock coming from NYC. What are some of your favorite spots or top things you think I should do to help with the transition? Bonus points if it helps me meet people

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Leaving the firm. Best way to use Amex points? Redeem as gift cards or transfer to bonvoy?

Hi Everyone I have joined FIS one month back only, I am just Okay with my current project. I see here everybody is leaving FIS and telling it's not good. I have changed Infosys within 7 months.Now, I don't want to switch this early. Can somebody tell me about the good points, pros in FIS. I really want to change my mindset so that I feel happy here and can give back something to organization.FIS Global

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I just got a new capital one venture card. Without completely changing my spending habits; I’m looking for suggestions and tips to maximize my points.


Also: Once I actually get points what’s the best way to maximize them and make them go the furthest?

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Not exactly a points question- but I’m new to consulting and am wondering what you do with your extra per diem when it’s a use it or loose it program. Is there a way to bank it for future days?

Recently got the Bilt credit card because I can finally earn points for rent without paying additional fees. I’m starting to like these new credit cards rather than the ones from big banks.

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Just checked into Marriott and did not get upgraded with platinum status. Thought this was because they were booked, but another person who is gold got upgraded. Any thoughts on how many points can be had. I'd prefer a room, but it's a bit annoying since I'm traveling with family and a baby and we unpacked our bags

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EY India is hiring Scrum masters with following criteria points. If anyone is interested, pls DM. Will refer. Thanks

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1) Atos Projects are Wholly into Logistics Domain, Have Been Offered Project In Logistic Domain. So,There is no Fin Tech Involved ?

2) And They Work on Shift Basis ? Afternoon...?

Can someone pls help with abv 2 points

Atos

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I have zero knowledge in French. I have a CRS score of 467 (Scored CLB 10 in English, masters, age:32). But given current draws are happening at 500+, losing hope by the day.

I need at least 25 more points to make sure I'm safe for ITA. If I start preparing for TEF now, what are my chances of getting CLB 5 in next 3 or 4 months?

Looking into credit card, most likely between emirates nbd Bonvoy card or the Emirates offering. Anything better out there? What has been your experience. My understanding is you can convert the emirates points to Bonvoy? Not sure if the same works Bonvoy —> emirates.

If anyone is planning a vacation currently or is looking to one in the near future, be sure to signup for a travel credit card and spend the vacation on your card so you rack up the bonus points (my top 2 are chase sapphire preferred and capital one venture X) If you’re looking for a referral or have any questions feel free to reach out!

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How does buying points through y'all fish work? Need like 5k delta miles depending on cost. Can someone help a new fish out?

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So spent the last 30 hours working through this trying to books with points. Still nada. Anybody else have luck?

Anyone else exited from traditional litigation to do contract work? I’m currently a BigLaw associate attorney who is considering project contract work with Paragon for the work life balance. I would love to hear from anyone who has taken this path before and bonus points if you’ve worked for Paragon. Thanks!

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How does everyone like the new Workhuman rewards and recognition site? previously was called recognition e-cards & points

Hi Recruiters,
Let’s talk cover letters.
What do you think makes a good one? Length? Content? What should definitely be in there and definitely be left out?
What’s the biggest mistake you see people make?
Who is actually reading them? You? The department heads?
Bonus points if you can give insight into the way this works with the Creative Department. (I’m a Copywriter.)

Thanks in advance!

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Any solid oil stock picks?

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Work from home still continues or not

I have been interviewing with a company for three weeks. One zoom call one week one zoom call the following and then finally an on-site meeting including the president and A tour of the facility. At the end of the interview the president said I would hear from them within 24 hours. It has now been two days and I have not heard from the recruiter the HR Director that would be my manager nor anyone else that I’ve interviewed with. Do I send an email to ask about an update? I’m very antsy! Thank

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Ladies, any suggestions our 8th anniversary gift for the wife? We are in our early 30s. I am running out of ideas over the year 😔.

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