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It makes no sense to me why front-load washers aren't constructed with more anchor points holding the wash basin on to the back, they always fail after a few years

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Best points hotels in Paris and French Riviera? Have a combination of Marriott and Hyatt points - looking to stop in both places. Probably have enough of each to do one chain in each location - will probably be 5 nights in Paris and 2-3 staying in Cannes.

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I am a junior associate (CO 21) doing a divisive merger for a small client with assets in the $1mm range. Partner is non existent and non responsive to emails. There are clear red flags in how some of this stuff has been requested to be handled by the client. I have expressed to partner that I want to write a CYA memo discussing these points, partner has not responded. Deal closes Dec 31. At what point do you just send the CYA memo yourself to protect yourself, or discuss with another partner?

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VOIS vs LTI Mindtree
1. WLB
2. Job Security
3.Technical Growth
4. Increments

Hi, please share your thought for VOIS and LTI mindtree on above points.
Tech : DevOps, Infra
YOE: 5
CTC offered: YOE *3 LPA

Please provide your suggestions.
CTC

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Can I collect and sign up for multiple delta Amex cards? Need to get points for honeymoon flights

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Mercedes Benz vs HPE vs T Systems

1. Wlb
2. Job security
3. Increments
4. Technical growth
5. Wfh/ remote options

Hi, please share your thoughts on these above points for the 3 companies.

Offered CTC is similar.
YoE 6 years

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Best way to earn 200k miles for delta? Unable to book through travel partners since I already have 90k delta points.

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Welcome to the Philosophy bowl! The goal of this bowl is to discuss principles in philosophy that we can apply to our lives and fortify ourselves for life using our collective knowledge. It is also to help one another as we all struggle at different points in our lives. Personally, philosophy has served as my northern star that I use to navigate through life’s storms. Hope you all enjoy and please share this bowl with anyone that you believe will benefit. I will be posting later today

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New amex MRP user, and finding that most points are worth disappointingly 1 cent. How are they valued at 2 cents usually?

Is 2c/MRP possible only if redeemed with a airline transfer partner, and get discounts on expensive flights?

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New amex MRP user, and finding that most points are worth disappointingly 1 cent. How are they valued at 2 cents usually?

Is 2c/MRP possible only if redeemed with a airline transfer partner, and get discounts on expensive flights?

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Am I demoting myself or putting a disadvantage if I ask to be put off on a project? I’m on a project that my manager is very micromanaging and points every mistake and nuances I make in front of everyone. I fear this is deteriorating my trust and my status in the team and a chance for promotion.

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Favorite hotel in NOLA and why? Traveling there for fun with my wife, our 3 kids and our nanny. Extra points for restaurant reccos. Will Venmo you a shot if you have solid reccos for live music of the blues and hard rock/metal variety. Last time I was there was for my bachelor party so it’s been more than a few years. To save some respondents the time: we aren’t an airbnb family - I like being able to order a cocktail or three to the room and have a hand with the family of 5+1 luggage.

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So recently took my first gmat after a few months of studying. Got a 600 when shooting for something in the 680-700 range. Any tips on how to gain 80+ points before apps are due for round 2?

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If public accounting firms could reduce or eliminate the pain points (timesheets, budgets, chargeable hours goal, crazy busy season hours) and raise salaries, this could elevate the profession to levels we have never seen before.

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What should I do with all my useless Marriott points (~350K) I feel like redemptions are terrible now - is it best to still use? Should I aim to transfer?

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Not exactly points - but does anyone have a HYSA account referral I can use? Looking for at least 3%

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Best use of >1mn marriott points? Good ski destinations y’all recommend?

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EL insists on team staying at same hotel as them. They chose the hotel based off having status there. I'd prefer to stay at another hotel chain (5 minute walk away) as I have status there and my points go further when I do personal travel. How would you navigate this? Cost is the same

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How long does it take Chase to transfer points to Bonvoy!? I’ve gotta snag this Hawaii hotel room stat! 😂

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Are there any United Airlines elites feeling generous to donate some Plus Points? I’m trying to upgrade myself to Polaris without status. 🙏🙏🙏

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Does anyone know anything about the Senior Data analysts roles at McKinsey? Bonus points if it’s SHaPE practice

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This question might anger some, but not meant to be provoking. Does anyone else feel that half the jobs in tech (scrum master, project manager, product manager, etc.) are more hindering than helpful? I feel like productivity would sky rocket if we didn’t have 10+ hours a week added of admin work/agile ceremonies/status meetings, and you just let developers and analysts do their job. Why are we spending hours learning how to estimate story points (for example) rather than improving production?

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Any recommendations for a women’s dress watch (bonus points for moon phase)?? I am eyeing the Vacheron Constantin Égérie but am not sure what else is out there.

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Does anybody else use a sticky note on their laptop screen to remind them of talking points while presenting? Scared ill share the wrong screen one day and my tactic will get exposed 😅

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I truly feel like some people get upset if you don’t have exclamation points or emojis in Teams/Slack messages. I just don’t see how when I don’t do that, my messages can be perceived as mean? Some people need to get a grip lol

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Has anyone used a market research company successfully for start ups? I’m trying to find some specific data points to quantify a pain point and hoping to leverage an external company to help in the interest of time. Coming from big companies, I know some of the big ones but curious if there are any small and nimble agencies that do cost effective market research work for start ups that you’ve liked? (I’ll caveat with we’re continuing to do loads of customer convos and experiments)

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At most consulting companies, can you book a flight with points and have the firm reimburse you with cash? Wondering as I have amassed points more than I can use even for personal flying.

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Staying in a major city at a Hyatt. Since Sunday check in to now, they’ve had issues with their hot water and the shower just barely gets warm enough to shower. Does not get hot and steam. Have to get in and out quick since it’s not comfortable. Switching rooms doesn’t help. It’s a whole building issue. I’m Titanium Marriott but nothing with hyatt. How many points can I request as compensation? Stay is about $200/night total Sunday- Thursday so I think $800-900 total

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I don’t know how many of you are into points and miles but i do have a referral for amex plat for 150k points. Lmk if interested and need one

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Is it possible to transfer the points in Appreciate as Money to a bank account?

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Hi,
I have received an offer from a Big4.
In my resume I have mentioned my last role with EY (Senior) and true total tenure with EY (2018-2021) and have mentioned my promotion dates in bullet points but I have not mentioned that I started as an analyst (assuming it was self explanatory). What do I do now ?
The title goes as EY- Senior - (2018-2021) and the first bullet point mentions the date of promotions.
Am I in trouble ?

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I know, it may sound very unpopular here. I personally think, WFH should not be a permanent solution. May be hybrid; but not complete WFH.

In most cases, collaboration is required. And that's the key we are lagging. If we could do complete WFH, 'on-sites' were not required at all.

I can remember my early days in IT where I was able to learn from my team leads and other team members. If I need to start as a fresher now, I'll definitely miss that option.

Many more points to add. But...

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Considering replacing HBO Max with another subscription because it's turning into a tacky reality tv joint. Maybe will churn for returns of Succession, Our Flag Means Death, and Hacks, though.

Recs at similar price points? Dad and I love prestige bleak comedy and indies, mom prefers prestige drama. I pay for the sub and they use it too. I consulted them and they're ok with swapping. And Dad is pissed about the Westworld removal.

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What’s your favorite way to redeem corporate Amex points?

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Webcast mein kya bataya? Please share the imp points. TIA

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How much are directors in PwC deal tax making in NY (base + bonus). I know SMs have base of 265 but not many data points on directors.

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Hi Bowlers, I need some suggestions in choosing between ZS Associates and Thoughtworks
ZS - 15l fixed
TW - 18l fixed
Please help me out with your points considering Job security and learning opportunities.
Ihave 5 years of experience as an SDET.

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Hi all,

I am an IT professional having almost 5 years of experience and want to move to Canada for PR. My CRS score is not upto the cut off. I need someone who can help in earning connections points for Manitoba PNP program.

As it allows having an acquaintance or a friend to earn those 20 points, it can help my PR application.

Anyone who is PR and resident of Manitoba can dm me to discuss around it. I am ready to pay for this assistance as well.

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How is the job stability in Tesltra India How many employees work in India?
I was interviewed by people from Infosys, not sure how did they interview me for Telstra job. Any idea on these points ?

What are the best credit cards for travel points?

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Flight attendant woke me up while I was sleeping to give me ice cream, then I couldn’t go back to sleep.
How many points?

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Any data points on expected comp for a Salesforce Senior Manager - Project Manager position?

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hey folks, I am going to join Oracle ossi in Hyderabad location. I have never been to Hyderabad, and will be relocating. Please guide on what would be good areas to look for rent. Also, what would be rent like for 2/3 bhk. Ideally my budget for rent would be <25k. Initially I will be going but in future my family will join me once I am settled. Any points to note or any other gotcha to keep in mind ? Please suggest.

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AIR is hosting our next Straight Talk panel discussions on Monday 3/15 on zoom.

Topic: Producers & Reps: Pain Points & Pleasure Points … where we dive into what works, what doesn’t, what makes the best rep & producer relationship and how can we be better partners for/ with one another.

Seeking freelance or staff producers interested in being a panelist. Kindly DM. Thank you!

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Anyone else not getting points / nights for recent Marriott stays? Account activity isn’t working in the app

Which one to choose Infosys or cognizant
I want to know in terms of below points
1)need wlb
2)job security
3)decent annual hikes
4)projects preferably devlopment

If you have any idea please do let me know

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Hello All. I have 7 years of work exp in Data analytics & Data engineering team. Right now managing a team of 12. Will PMP certification help in career growth ? Needed some view points.

Can we consider cars from the 90s to be classics?

Sub question: what's your favorite 90s-era car? Extra points for pics.

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Looking for a gay woman on the east coast (yes I have given up on confining my option only to my city). I’m a clean person, funny, a good chef, good in bed and just overall wholesome. Bonus points if you are a top.

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Final day at current company tomorrow and I have 100k+ AMEX points I need to use before they disappear forever. How should I redeem them to get the most bang for my buck?

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Need a recommendation for a contract analytics service provider. Don’t need the lifecycle or repository bells and whistles, just need something I can feed 10k documents and it provides me with data points, preferably individually and in aggregate. Does something like this exist??

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Hello All,
If anyone is interested in getting an Amex card as first year free, please dm me. I can help with referral so that you get the card FYF and 2000 bonus points on spending just Rs. 5000 in 90 days.

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At some points, I feel I am becoming a problem magnet 🧲. Anything I touch or get involved in, tun into a nightmare despite doing my best not to screw up. I was a top performer a few months ago, and now I am a team blocker. I feel it so hard to disappoint people around me whom I respect a lot. Helpless 😞😞😞

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I’m looking to book a weekend in NYC at Marriott. I will use points and have suite nights I could use as well. Any recommendations?

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I thought my nights and points would merge. How do I make that happen?

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World Bank announced that the economy has shrunk by 5% (the largest since 1960). Unemployment is near 15%. US is technically in recession. Can someone explain this ridiculous stock market bubble?

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The OTT landscape is so interesting right now?

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Ever did that??
😂😂

#Meme #MondayMotivation

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Need a suggestion:

I have offer from Cognizant, HSBC and Standard Chartered.

Salary is

Cognizant-x
HSBC-x+2
Standard Chartered-x+4

Which one would be a better option to join based on WLB, work culture etc?

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Dm me for referrals in HCL

Skills: Business Analyst

Exp:2+ yrs exp required

[Please do not share your resume if you have already applied/attended interview at HCL in the last 6 months

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Best age to freeze my eggs? I’m 30. Is it too early?

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Hi Fishes, Please advise ASAP
YOE - 9y
How much can be expected from JPMC on existing offer from other company of 28 LPA Fixed + 2.8 Bonus ?
Planning to ask 35 Fixed , will JP give this much ?

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Has anybody moved into Pharmaceutical Marketing from Consumer Marketing? Thinking about it as a potential career decision. Understand the biggest challenge in my market is the inability to market to consumers.

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Do any retail workers out there still get severe anxiety when you see someone without a mask?

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How is CBA Bangalore in terms of Work Culture and Work Life Balance ? Is company expecting to work from office?

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Hello Fishes, I've joined IBM last year( Oct 2021). Am I eligible for hike this year? If yes how much % can I expect? YOE - 4.2 years & pmr ratio - 1.12 band - 6B

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Does Tavisca match up the counter offer if we ask the HR?

His heart is always good toward us! Just a little encouragement. This thread rocks ❤️

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Love the beautiful scenic pics but would also enjoy some crazy airport people pics. Needing a good laugh

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I made a mistake. I talked with the ex this morning. He said he misses me. And that while he walk talking to the other woman, he wished he was talking to me instead. And when he saw that I didn’t respond to his texts, he drank a shit ton. And then called this morning.

He’s not willing to commit to the other women because he’s not over me.

I need to block him.

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Nice budget dram. Super Smokey on the nose.

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Just recently got into consulting after 5 years in industry as an Electrical Engineer but looking for firms that do more energy and infrastructure modernization work. Any firms really known for this?

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Aldi at Digitas? 👀

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