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It makes no sense to me why front-load washers aren't constructed with more anchor points holding the wash basin on to the back, they always fail after a few years

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Best points hotels in Paris and French Riviera? Have a combination of Marriott and Hyatt points - looking to stop in both places. Probably have enough of each to do one chain in each location - will probably be 5 nights in Paris and 2-3 staying in Cannes.

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I am a junior associate (CO 21) doing a divisive merger for a small client with assets in the $1mm range. Partner is non existent and non responsive to emails. There are clear red flags in how some of this stuff has been requested to be handled by the client. I have expressed to partner that I want to write a CYA memo discussing these points, partner has not responded. Deal closes Dec 31. At what point do you just send the CYA memo yourself to protect yourself, or discuss with another partner?

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VOIS vs LTI Mindtree
1. WLB
2. Job Security
3.Technical Growth
4. Increments

Hi, please share your thought for VOIS and LTI mindtree on above points.
Tech : DevOps, Infra
YOE: 5
CTC offered: YOE *3 LPA

Please provide your suggestions.
CTC

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Can I collect and sign up for multiple delta Amex cards? Need to get points for honeymoon flights

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Mercedes Benz vs HPE vs T Systems

1. Wlb
2. Job security
3. Increments
4. Technical growth
5. Wfh/ remote options

Hi, please share your thoughts on these above points for the 3 companies.

Offered CTC is similar.
YoE 6 years

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Best way to earn 200k miles for delta? Unable to book through travel partners since I already have 90k delta points.

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Welcome to the Philosophy bowl! The goal of this bowl is to discuss principles in philosophy that we can apply to our lives and fortify ourselves for life using our collective knowledge. It is also to help one another as we all struggle at different points in our lives. Personally, philosophy has served as my northern star that I use to navigate through life’s storms. Hope you all enjoy and please share this bowl with anyone that you believe will benefit. I will be posting later today

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New amex MRP user, and finding that most points are worth disappointingly 1 cent. How are they valued at 2 cents usually?

Is 2c/MRP possible only if redeemed with a airline transfer partner, and get discounts on expensive flights?

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New amex MRP user, and finding that most points are worth disappointingly 1 cent. How are they valued at 2 cents usually?

Is 2c/MRP possible only if redeemed with a airline transfer partner, and get discounts on expensive flights?

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Am I demoting myself or putting a disadvantage if I ask to be put off on a project? I’m on a project that my manager is very micromanaging and points every mistake and nuances I make in front of everyone. I fear this is deteriorating my trust and my status in the team and a chance for promotion.

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Favorite hotel in NOLA and why? Traveling there for fun with my wife, our 3 kids and our nanny. Extra points for restaurant reccos. Will Venmo you a shot if you have solid reccos for live music of the blues and hard rock/metal variety. Last time I was there was for my bachelor party so it’s been more than a few years. To save some respondents the time: we aren’t an airbnb family - I like being able to order a cocktail or three to the room and have a hand with the family of 5+1 luggage.

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So recently took my first gmat after a few months of studying. Got a 600 when shooting for something in the 680-700 range. Any tips on how to gain 80+ points before apps are due for round 2?

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If public accounting firms could reduce or eliminate the pain points (timesheets, budgets, chargeable hours goal, crazy busy season hours) and raise salaries, this could elevate the profession to levels we have never seen before.

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What should I do with all my useless Marriott points (~350K) I feel like redemptions are terrible now - is it best to still use? Should I aim to transfer?

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Not exactly points - but does anyone have a HYSA account referral I can use? Looking for at least 3%

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Best use of >1mn marriott points? Good ski destinations y’all recommend?

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EL insists on team staying at same hotel as them. They chose the hotel based off having status there. I'd prefer to stay at another hotel chain (5 minute walk away) as I have status there and my points go further when I do personal travel. How would you navigate this? Cost is the same

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How long does it take Chase to transfer points to Bonvoy!? I’ve gotta snag this Hawaii hotel room stat! 😂

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Are there any United Airlines elites feeling generous to donate some Plus Points? I’m trying to upgrade myself to Polaris without status. 🙏🙏🙏

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Does anyone know anything about the Senior Data analysts roles at McKinsey? Bonus points if it’s SHaPE practice

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This question might anger some, but not meant to be provoking. Does anyone else feel that half the jobs in tech (scrum master, project manager, product manager, etc.) are more hindering than helpful? I feel like productivity would sky rocket if we didn’t have 10+ hours a week added of admin work/agile ceremonies/status meetings, and you just let developers and analysts do their job. Why are we spending hours learning how to estimate story points (for example) rather than improving production?

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Any recommendations for a women’s dress watch (bonus points for moon phase)?? I am eyeing the Vacheron Constantin Égérie but am not sure what else is out there.

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Does anybody else use a sticky note on their laptop screen to remind them of talking points while presenting? Scared ill share the wrong screen one day and my tactic will get exposed 😅

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I truly feel like some people get upset if you don’t have exclamation points or emojis in Teams/Slack messages. I just don’t see how when I don’t do that, my messages can be perceived as mean? Some people need to get a grip lol

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Has anyone used a market research company successfully for start ups? I’m trying to find some specific data points to quantify a pain point and hoping to leverage an external company to help in the interest of time. Coming from big companies, I know some of the big ones but curious if there are any small and nimble agencies that do cost effective market research work for start ups that you’ve liked? (I’ll caveat with we’re continuing to do loads of customer convos and experiments)

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At most consulting companies, can you book a flight with points and have the firm reimburse you with cash? Wondering as I have amassed points more than I can use even for personal flying.

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Staying in a major city at a Hyatt. Since Sunday check in to now, they’ve had issues with their hot water and the shower just barely gets warm enough to shower. Does not get hot and steam. Have to get in and out quick since it’s not comfortable. Switching rooms doesn’t help. It’s a whole building issue. I’m Titanium Marriott but nothing with hyatt. How many points can I request as compensation? Stay is about $200/night total Sunday- Thursday so I think $800-900 total

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I don’t know how many of you are into points and miles but i do have a referral for amex plat for 150k points. Lmk if interested and need one

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Is it possible to transfer the points in Appreciate as Money to a bank account?

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Hi,
I have received an offer from a Big4.
In my resume I have mentioned my last role with EY (Senior) and true total tenure with EY (2018-2021) and have mentioned my promotion dates in bullet points but I have not mentioned that I started as an analyst (assuming it was self explanatory). What do I do now ?
The title goes as EY- Senior - (2018-2021) and the first bullet point mentions the date of promotions.
Am I in trouble ?

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I know, it may sound very unpopular here. I personally think, WFH should not be a permanent solution. May be hybrid; but not complete WFH.

In most cases, collaboration is required. And that's the key we are lagging. If we could do complete WFH, 'on-sites' were not required at all.

I can remember my early days in IT where I was able to learn from my team leads and other team members. If I need to start as a fresher now, I'll definitely miss that option.

Many more points to add. But...

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Considering replacing HBO Max with another subscription because it's turning into a tacky reality tv joint. Maybe will churn for returns of Succession, Our Flag Means Death, and Hacks, though.

Recs at similar price points? Dad and I love prestige bleak comedy and indies, mom prefers prestige drama. I pay for the sub and they use it too. I consulted them and they're ok with swapping. And Dad is pissed about the Westworld removal.

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What’s your favorite way to redeem corporate Amex points?

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Webcast mein kya bataya? Please share the imp points. TIA

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How much are directors in PwC deal tax making in NY (base + bonus). I know SMs have base of 265 but not many data points on directors.

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So my spg points and nights have still not merged with my Marriott account. Anyone else having this issue?

Hi guys,

Do you believe in office politics. I thoughts its just firm specific. However, we have pain points every where but we need to learn to handle.

How many points for being trapped in a Marriott Autograph collection elevator for 1 hour (currently trapped)?

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I have three offers with three different companies. It’s been so overwhelming taking the time to interview but finally decision time. What’s everyone’s top decision making points?

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Anyone book an award stay at Hilton properties? Do you pay tax with the points or just points?

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My wife is starting to travel for work as well. Is there a way she can accumulate points/benefit from my bonvoy status? She can book hotels with personal card. TIA

Met girl on tinder who just so happens to be sales manager at hotel I stay at. Even though I haven't met, she puts me in pres suite and has been giving me bonus points... also room stocked with beer!

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I'm looking for a calling system that will allow me to be efficient making phone calls. I basically need a system that will keep my list of phone calls by date where I can see the entire list for the day, click on any call I want, allow me to make notes in the phone call and set up the next call for a specific date. I'm not looking for an auto dialer but if that comes with it, great. Bonus points if it syncs with the Redtail CRM. Thanks for your help. I'm tired of using excel. c

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How can I maximise chase sapphire reserved points?

Any recommendations for a work bag that can carry a lot, but still looks put together? I typically have my laptop and a small pouch with tools (I’m in tech sales/support), plus wallet and a small bag for lipsticks etc. Bonus points if it is comfortable to carry.

My current bag is an older version of this Sherpani tote. I like the look but it’s too small.

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I just spilled a bourbon on my iPad due to turbulence. How many points?

Looking to buy Marriott bonvoy points - pls pm if you are willing to sell!
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I'm getting a MAcc to career change to forensic accounting. What opportunities are available to me with a data analytics heavy MAcc? I'm also tacking on 2 graduate certificates in Applied Statistics and International Economic Policy? For those in the field, would that be useful or not useful (i.e. waste of time)? I'm interested in investigations but also analytics, financial modeling, and expert witness services. Throw in salary potential for bonus points. I'll be getting my CPA, CFE, and CAMS.

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Last-minute advice: Engram or Burton? 0.5 PPR, I need 6 points from TE to beat my opponent. Helpppp

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Recruiters, experts and interviewers out there, what are you looking for in the “Tell me about yourself” questions? What points should be covered and what has stood out to you as positive/impressive?

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How about job security on ey gds?? I already heard many negative points on work life balance.

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I want to spend my 4K Hertz points this summer and take a short road trip, 4K is enough for a one week rental during non-peak dates. I’ve checked locations all over the US but they’re all peak until mix-August, has anyone found a workaround?

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Based on the fed planning to raise interest rates by 50 basis points at their meeting this coming week, along with several other raises later this year, where do you think rates will be by year end?

Do you foresee any relief in the coming 1-3 years?

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Has anyone reapplied to Georgia Tech to switch from OMSA to OMSCS? I’d like to know if some of the courses I’ve taken while doing the OMSA could transfer over.

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Hi! I have a door dash interview coming up (had a phone screen now this one will be the panel/case study). Any tips from anyone at DoorDash or who has interviewed there?

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Has anyone tried IVF or started the process while breastfeeding?

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Hi ppl,
I am Poonam, Chartered Accountant by profession. Currently pursuing Diploma in IFRS from ACCA. I have recently relocated to Delhi from Bangalore. I am keenly looking forward to work in Finance & Accounts, Financial Reporting, FP&A profiles for 2 months now, but unable to get enough referrals for Delhi NCR region. Do support, I am immediately available for joining.

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