Got home at 10pm tonight to a cooked meal, vacuumed house, and my husband cleaning the kitchen. Cried like a baby.

I'm launching a small PE firm and need advice on structuring equity for early founding team members.

I don't want to give up equity in the firm for several reasons but I do need to incentivize my team.

Should I offer phantom stock or form a subsidiary LLC and issue stock in that but always own the parent co? Or just offer carried interest for deals they each manage?

Just got married to a somebody I met through this bowl and I love him with everything inside me! Wanted to share that’s there’s hope for everybody!!!!

Hadn’t noticed this sub before, and most of the threads are old so thought I’d ask a follow up - how has everyone been handling parenting with public accounting? I’ve got a toddler and my wife is an accountant (industry), and we only have a few immediate family in the country- but they have health concerns. Busy season was rough, things are looking better now as things return to normal. Still working crazy hours if you count the daycare duties on top of utilization targets.

Anyone in the suburbs find it harder to make friends compared to the city? I don’t want to move back but I don’t know what else to do..

What was your fave song as a kid?

This bowl has been quiet and I see partners commenting on odd posts around fishbowl so I figure you need more fodder: partners, did any of you have parents that travelled as much as you do?

Seriously don't know how to get a boyfriend as an IB analyst, most people who are in a relationship started dating since college. Really don't want to be single when I'm 30•••

How do you deal with your boyfriend still being friends with someone he slept with before? Kind of bothers me but not sure if it’s normal....

Dating my bf for about 6 months and he’s best friends with his mom and tells her everything. He even told his mom about the one time I tried a drug, before I met him. I thought I told him in confidence and now I found out he told her. How would you feel?

I cringe when I'm at a friend's house and they answer their phone, find out it's a telemarketer, and just hang up on them. It's so rude. They know I have to cold-call people at my job and you'd think they would at least act like they were more respectful of the job.

Peanuts. But that's ok because I'm compensated by 'Mother culture'

Does anyone think that it’s wrong to just not need a lot of companionship? I have an SO, decent family members and I guess a few friends. And I really don’t feel the desire to surround myself with peo

Only came here to type that am a woman looking for a relationship
Quiet, well-manered, healthy life-style
Love to stay home, not a party person
Independent and candid
I do not Ghost or string Long.

Anybody willing to help a broke kid out with some mock interview prep?

How normal is it to be pulled off a trial team because you tell your boss you are moving after trial? I have a trial coming up first week of Oct. This case has been my baby, and I’m going to try it with my boss. I tell my boss up front that, for family reasons, I’ve gotten a new job and will be moving to another city two weeks after trial will likely end. He then gives my trial witnesses to another attorney, but is still going to make me do grunt work. Is he unreasonable or am I?

Misled on Maternity Leave Policy. I found out I only get 4 weeks pay for maternity leave (STD +“sick days”). I will take 12 weeks but wont get paid for 8 weeks. I work for a US, west coast based company in the tech/VC industry. Their website claims to offer “paid parental leave and other progressive benefits for parents”. I didn’t find out until after I was hired their pay was only 8 weeks but since I have been at the company less than 12 months, I don’t qualify for their policy. Is this unfair?

Not sober currently. But think about it.
What happened to all your mates when you stopped? Did they dump you (because you make them feel guilty for drinking)? And what if your wife drinks too?

I feel lonely in NYC. Working long hours without life. How to make new friends in NYC?

I am an unmarried working man in his 30s with a southern mother. In other words I'm flying home for Christmas and my mother just called to tell me that she just happened to accidentally run into the sweetest girl from her church that she just knows I'll get along with and accidentally invited her to our house for dinner the night that I get home. Deadass the woman will not rest until I am tied down. Pray for me!

Hello all, looking for some suggestions on which organization to join as a
Data Engineer
1) ZS (Role: AC) CTC: 19 LPA (Fixed: 15.4 + Perks + Variable + Relocation) Location: Pune
2) EXL (Role: Consultant II / Lead Assistant Manager) CTC: 17.4 LPA ( Fixed: 14+2(Practice Premium) + Variable: 1.4) Location: BLR
3) Clairvoyant (Role: Software Engineer 2) CTC : 16 LPA (Fixed: 15 + Variable: 1 + JB: 1) Location: Pune
Looking for decent WLB and good learning opportunities on modern DE tech stack.

Hi everyone! Does anyone know the rough pay range for Managers in the London office? And typically are bonuses given out? If yes, at which time of year?

Getting 2110€/net a month in NL for working as a technician… assembling and testing. I have rotating shifts also. Do you think it’s okay?

Is Canada visa initiated for anyone in TCS

Is there some specific time when visa will be initiated for Canada

I have got an offer from Cerner. Is it safe to join Cerner now after Oracle’s acquisition?

Will ATOS accept three months notice period

Is there an appropriate way to turn down an assignment because it is non-billable? Two of the partners I work for keep asking me to write client bulletins and articles with them, which is great, but now I’m starting to worry about meeting my billable hours requirement.

Do firms recruit first years after people fail the bar? Are any hiring first years now? Or might they after February results?

What circumstances under the Gramm Leach Bliley Act would trigger reporting to the FTC, if at all?

Anyone at KPMG willing to talk about their Healthcare practice and potentially refer?

Utilization rate this time of year?

Are text message breakups acceptable? Better than complete ghosting right

Is it normal for senior managers to ask you to cancel leaves or to nit apply leaves in EY GDS? My manager told in all hands meeting yesterday to not apply leaves during tear end. Won’t this become a hr issue?

Cold emailing consultant HR reps for jobs, yay or nay ?

Is there a hard limit on how frequent you can apply in a year at FAANG? (For instance: Amazon, Google)

Also, how many positions are we allowed to apply?
There are just many positions at different teams right.

Hi Guys, i got my offer letter today and my joinining was given as 13th July which is lessa than 1 month. I called up my recruiter, she mentioned that you can change ur DOJ anytime. Just wanted to know the process. If anyone can help.

I want to go for masters in fall 2023 and do job there for 5 years and want to comeback to india around 2028, I have 1 year experience my age is 21 will there be enough job opportunities for USA returns with a MS degree(2) and 3 years of experience in USA company ? What will be the Salary I can expect.

What is happening at Accenture... are recruiters being fired?

Downtown Miami restaurant recs?

Desperately want to get into healthcare strategy consulting. 13 years of healthcare clinical experience including project work. MBA. But keep getting told by recruiters that I don't have enough experience to be a Consultant or Manager but that I have too much experience to enter in every level such as a Senior Associate. Just one rejection after another, even when applying with internal referrals from Director or Partner levels. What am I doing wrong?

Any advice for those laid off? Such a tough job market :(

Who are the top consulting firms for competitive strategy?

Best consulting firms to work for that will allow 100% remote work indefinitely regardless of what clients do?

Is there a hard limit on how frequent you can apply in a year at FAANG? (For instance: Amazon, Google)

Also, how many positions are we allowed to apply?
There are just many positions at different teams right.

So there's a lot of chitchat about people being fired/laid off for the wrong reasons but does anyone actually know of someone who got the boot for the right one? I figure that some of these separations must hold some validity

What percentage of your money do you save, invest, allocate to retirement, & spend?

Hey fish (esp nyc 🐠) - I feel obligated to go protest (before curfew) but I’m honestly pretty scared. If you’ve gone, what have your experiences been? How long have you stayed at a vigil or a march?

FAANG ranking: Google, Netflix, Facebook, Apple, Amazon. Is this correct?

If I had a traditional IRA before being employed in a 401k eligible role, can / must I roll that IRA into the 401k or can I leave the accounts separate without deleterious tax consequences?

If your role is being closed/being laid off (not due to performance issues) just firm downsizing, do you tell the companies you are interviewing? How to phrase it?

One of the reasons I want to transition from industry to consulting (tier 1) is that I get frustrated when I have to collaborate with mediocre people. My assumption is that Tier 1 consulting firms hire really sharp people and if I can get in, I’ll be collaborating with folks on top of their game (not expecting much from clients). I’m aware there are personal aspects I need to work on like my mindset, patience etc etc, but I just get so frustrated with blatant stupidity.

Anyone has Chase You Invest brokerage account? How do you like it?

Hot take. Is FAANG even a thing? Or was Cramer just worried about the acronym if he took out Netflix?

Thoughts on PwC TMT practice?

When you try to log in Monday morning and can’t. Call the help desk bc you think your password has expired only to realize you already changed it on Friday.

Any recommendations on how to go about finding a therapist?
Also, could it adversely impact employment?