Guys I know this is very common question. Just in search of better answer. What is the best reply to a relative asking us the salary inspite of we giving them the other overshadowing excuses?

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My standard answer is always 50K, not too less that they think I can't get good jobs, not too much that they will ask me for money 😅

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Even I do the same, lol

Zarooraton se zyada, Khwahishon se kam.

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As per industry standards. Let them go and find out what industry standards are.

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ye bol do

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Pull an Uno reverse, ask what's yours

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I just get mock awkward and say, oh we're told never to discuss salary so I just don't 🤷

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