My Army career peaked when I dressed as the Human Centipede for Halloween PT

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I guess you’ve never peed on someone at a battalion ball.

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I reserved that sort of behavior for the swingers parties hosted by the BC and his wife 😈

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I once did a skit with the rest of the LT mafia at a holiday ball in which two of us played Beavis and Butt-Head as Privates in our unit. We called one of the Company Commanders a butt knocker.

I don’t use this word much, but it was epic.

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Roasts are always fantastic, especially when people are good sports about it

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HAHAH this made me giggle. Thank ynou for sharing this OP. What are you going as this year? I still have not decided what I am going as.

Probably going as “too old and busy with work to go out to parties but also don’t currently have kids so not dressing up” unfortunately 🥺 it is the 15th anniversary of the first human centipede movie if you want to do a throwback though 🧐

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