My Title is Scrum Master but if it was really accurate it would be Scrum Journeyman 🫠

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Couple of scrum bags is what you guys are

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Lmao thanks for the laugh

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scrumpelstiltskin

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How about Scrumbleweed?

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Made up position

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Imagine being a “scrum master” in this year of our lord 2026.

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I’m more of a”Scrum Enthusiast”

Been a scrum master for quite a few years. I’m ready to write a book. Surviving in a cult.

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