Not sure why I'm censoring the name, this has already been memed to hell where I am 😂 tl;dr person thinks she bumped into a CEO in Bali, posted gushingly about their convo - and the CEO comments on her post to say it wasn't him (rest of pics in comments)

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3/3 dude appears in the comments to say it wasn't him

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This is the best thing I’ve seen in this entire bowl in the last two years.

This is a CEO of a top bank in Southeast Asia.

“No entourage. No airs. Just quiet conviction.”

He’s on holiday😂

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Do we think she meant heirs lol?

2/3 rest of post and photo

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It does kind of look like him tho?

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I thought the same!

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Chefs kiss. Write an HOF cringe post that idolizes the encounter and he comments that it never happened.

If only the dog that was hit by a car on the way to the interview had a LinkedIn account.

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Watched "Indian Matchmaking". Full of incredulous stereotypes that I abhor. Indian here, btw.

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Do you guys judge everyone you meet based on their backgrounds (e.g. pedigree & work experience)?



I find literally everybody I meet, I look up their backgrounds and judge them / compare myself. I think this is a problem.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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