Not sure why I'm censoring the name, this has already been memed to hell where I am 😂 tl;dr person thinks she bumped into a CEO in Bali, posted gushingly about their convo - and the CEO comments on her post to say it wasn't him (rest of pics in comments)

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3/3 dude appears in the comments to say it wasn't him

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This is the best thing I’ve seen in this entire bowl in the last two years.

This is a CEO of a top bank in Southeast Asia.

“No entourage. No airs. Just quiet conviction.”

He’s on holiday😂

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Do we think she meant heirs lol?

2/3 rest of post and photo

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It does kind of look like him tho?

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I thought the same!

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Chefs kiss. Write an HOF cringe post that idolizes the encounter and he comments that it never happened.

If only the dog that was hit by a car on the way to the interview had a LinkedIn account.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Why can’t people click the FB or Insta icon instead? Love yourself elsewhere please!

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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