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How do I resign?
I'm sort of new to my current job and I certainly don't like the work here and I've informed my manager about this earlier twice or even more.
But my manager has been very kind and supportive, whenever I ask for support and appreciates me too in scrum calls, but somehow I don't like the work.

If I'm getting a better opportunity, how do I resign and what do I tell my manager?

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Tired: Forgetting your headphones at home and not having any for your open-plan office for the day.

Wired: Playing metal on your speakers anyway.

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How do you handle people’s kids showing up on video meetings? Screaming, kicking, hamming it up, (wasting time.) Everyone else is coo-ing…I’m not a kids person. Heard a technique which is to drop off the call bc you “assume the call is over” (which seems like a great way to get fired especially if it’s a way higher up’s kids - plus it feels rather passive aggressive.) Thoughts?

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Has anybody done the Uber take home test? What do they define as “support model”?

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Does the sf office have lockers?

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During onboarding, does Accenture send you any welcome packages?

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Is it reasonable to ask to start Jan 1?

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If you could only wear 2 sneakers with any color way the rest of your life what would they be? For me it’s Air Max 97 and New Balance 574s

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What do R&D strategy focused solutions entail? Is the focus more on the efficacy of clinical trials?

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Does anyone or know of any finance professionals that have exited to go work in the music industry or entertainment? I studied Econ/Finance and Music (songwriting) in college so I’ve always been interested to see if there’s a possible transition over to the music industry later on. I really enjoy finance and banking but a part of me wants to know if the music business/clients/development is a possible exit opportunity when I’m older and have put in my time in finance. Thanks!

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Hi fishes,

Can anyone refer me for a role in the bank of america chennai location. Job id: 22093697
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Hi everyone,

One of my connection is looking out for opportunities in content writing/editing.

Skills:
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•Creative writing
•Content editing/copy editing
•Template creation/population
•Content search
•Proposal writing
•Business writing
•MS Suite/Google Suite proficiency
•Social media marketing

Experience: 5.3 years
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Current location: Kolkata
Looking for permanent WFH for now.
If there are any open positions, please reach out at indranilbagchi90@gmail.

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“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

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My boss....minus the sobbing

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Haha so true

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Don’t forget it’s almost time to start quarters.

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After leaving the office.

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Leave KPMG alone 🤣

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So rare lol

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KPMG diversifying its business. students were seen collecting garbage for recycling.

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Auditing private companies

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Might be guilty of this time to time

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Always check your background.

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Partners be like

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The transition of joys from 1st day staff to 3rd year senior 😂

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^when the client puts you on actuals^

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Lol have fun

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Jasmine 100% esmerelda trashy AF dont @ me

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Always remember the proper usage.

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The account dropped the register down the flight of stairs and it shattered into a million pieces. Fear not the account says, for it was already depreciated to $0.

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🤷‍♂️ But it was on time

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At Deloitte this week

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