“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

likefunny
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Brilliant

Related Posts

like

Does Tavisca match up the counter offer if we ask the HR?

Hi Fishes

I have an offer from Reliance Jio at node Js developer and experience is 7.5 years so should i join or not ??

like

Opinions on tipping culture?

like

What are your thoughts on invoking the rule of sequestration at a deposition in a case in state court? I have heard some attorneys argue that it is inapplicable, while others have argued that it does apply.

And does your answer change if the "extra" person is adverse to the deponent? For instance, a corporate plaintiff having two reps at the defendant's deposition.

like

Globant India Pvt. Ltd. How long it takes for FnF settlement after LWD any idea ? This is for India Globant India Pvt. Ltd. Globant

Hello Punekars..

I joined Deloitte recently. Just want to understand that - how hybrid working model is operating at Pune location?

like

Fintech or Bank - both Data Analyst in Internal Audit and same compensation/benefits

like

Full stack developer required for freelancing..if interested DM me.

Hi fishes, I have an interview tomorrow with factset for Client Solution Advisor. Any tips for the questions they'll be asking? And if ajy of the factset employee can tell me the work we will do in this role will be good.

What do you think of today’s (6/9) IBM major worldwide Cloud outage? Could it be related to the recent major layoffs?

like

US peeps, what are you doing for thanksgiving?

like

I'm an introverted person, like to keep to myself, focus on work, spend the rest of my time on family, gym etc. I've been told that I need to work on my communication and client relationship building skills. any books I can read? I don't follow pop. culture anymore, no longer actively follow team sports (but sporty myself) as I consider it bread and circus for the masses and don't rly enjoy work drinks... Am I doomed? Personally I am happy and love the work but fear for my career progression.

like

Any idea about compensation of Deloitte Netherlands? Yoe: 7 years Deloitte Nagarro Deloitte

like

Is living in the west village worth it? Moving to nyc soon

like

Piggybacking on my previous post about beginner plants. What about succulents? Are they low maintenance?

like

Has anyone refinanced their student loans on h1b visa? Is common bond the only option?

What is the best performing NPS available on market. Let's assume that I invest 50k per year for tax saving, what could be my retirement benefits out of this(30 yrs of investing). Please help me with calculation and suggestions.

like

Is there any profile which is based on purely SQL and nothing else, no excel/tableau/powerbi task.

like

Additional Posts in #OverheardAtWork

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

likefunnysmart

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

funnylike

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

likefunny

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

like

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

likefunny

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

like

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

likefunnyuplifting

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

likefunny

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

likefunny

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

likefunnysmart

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

funnylike

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

likefunny

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

funnylikeuplifting

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

funnylike

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

likefunny

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

like

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

likefunny

I was in a meeting, and there was a new attendee, a fellow Asian guy.

Senior member: “Hi [new attendee’s name], where are you from?”

New attendee: “from [city and state]”

Senior member: “No, where are you reeeeaaaallllyyy from?”

**awkward silence**

New attendee: “from God”

Well… 🫣

If you are an immigrant and people ask you where you are from, how do you usually respond?

likefunnyhelpful

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

likefunny

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal