Our data director will not stop talking. Constantly. About the most useless shit. He also takes forever to get to the point. I now wonder if he got the job bc they just wanted to shut him up.

The next time your client asks for analytics on your idea: just say "Josh Donaldson and Hillary's pollsters."

What are good answers to an interviewer who asks “what’s your hiring philosophy?”

Hi Fishes,

Need your Input Regarding below companies. which company would be Good in terms of WLB/Job security.

Offered companies:

TCS - 60% HIKE (Assistant Consultant)
Capgemini- 85% hike (Manager)
Stratup(420 people all Sap) - 100% hike + 2 lakhs JB

Tech stack - SAP ABAP/ABAP ON HANA/ODATA
YOE - 10+

I’m finding that traditional news becoming obsolete is leading to management taking their frustrations out on staff. The result is a mass exodus in the industry, at least in my area. Are you experiencing the same?

Interested in hearing what your firm gives clients for the holidays, if anything? Please provide firm size and gift/gift value.

How is IT audit at Baker Tilly? Looking to change from a big 4.

whats avg ctc for a product manager with 20 yrs exp in nokia (India). any ball park figure, please share

Best Hyatt in Hawaii (ideally Kona or Maui)?

I hate when people use the phrase “I would die for (xyz)” when xyz is something no one would actually die for - like a random cute dog on the internet or whatever. I mean, would you really die for that? It’s cute and all, but, no, I would not die for it.

How much % raise they usually offer for the one getting promoted from 601 —> 602?

Also, how much % raise one can ask for?

Hate open offices? Blame Jay Chiat. Him and his architect Gaetano Pesce came up with the concept and popularized it. It was suppose to be like “working in a big living room.”

Best books on entrepreneurship? Trying to find a good birthday gift for a friend thinking of starting his own company and exploring business ideas

So I internally transferred from audit to FDD last year but my old audit team still reaches out with questions (especially because it’s busy season now). What do you y’all do in these scenarios?

Hey, we are having a group dinner at Black Tap on 35th and 6th at 7:00 this Saturday for NYC folks. Come join us and make new friends :)

Is anyone in Berlin (now) or Frankfurt (next week)?

Novartis is providing permanent WFH, is this true?

I’m seriously considering eating dinner at 5:30pm. Does that mean I’m officially old??

I just started a new job, they are asking me to lead training. I have no experience in the subject matter. Why me?

I think Cannes and the other awards are overrated and should be eliminated.

I make poor decisions

I’m white.. and a man. Shhh, don’t tell anyone.

I like to think of myself as calm but really I’m just dead inside.

Sometimes I don't uphold the company mission 😱

I have over 20,000 unread emails in my inbox.

Wow hate the overuse of “from a ______ perspective"

After a year and a half of recruiters not responding and no job prospects I’ve finally got a call back - for a barista job. I guess advertising is not for me. Back to what I did in college

It's freezing tonight bitter cold. I just ordered Chinese and I'm not sure if that was a shitty thing to do. I think they need to make money so if no one calls that wouldn't be good. I did tip well

Agency Idea: The Ginger Group. Redheads only. You should see our Diversity and Inclusion page!

I wish Ad salaries were like NBA salaries. Each year you get a ridiculous raise no matter how shitty you perform. If you are good you get bird rights and no layoff clauses. And retire at 35.

After nearly a year WFH and being with my family 24/7, I’m not entirely sure we actually like each other. Or maybe they don’t like me being at home. Or they don’t like me. Probably the latter 😞

Who has made the leap from working/living in the US to abroad? Any words of advice?

It makes me intensely uncomfortable when I hear people who should know better misusing the word “myself.” As in “please cc Kate and myself on your email.”

I have a coworker who’s a functional alcoholic. I’ve never dealt with a situation like this before so I don’t even know if it’s my place to say something

I am not ok.

I didn’t make dalgona coffee when it was a trend earlier in quarantine and I’m not sure if I missed out on anything...

My partner refuses to flatulate during waking hours around me. I feel this lack of intimacy is cause for alarm. I calmly mentioned my concerns and she doesn't feel comfortable speaking about the subject. Any suggestions?

The turkeys nest is where you find inspiration