Looking to start dabbling in crypto. Will start with 1K and will likely invest about 250/month until I'm more comfortable with more. Looking at splitting 30% into each of BTC and ETH. How would you split the remaining 40%? Looking to diversify into 5-10 or so different cryptos

I got triggered hard today. After spending 3 hours crying because I’m so angry with how poorly a critical situation was handled and the downstream effects it’s had. I fell off the wagon and bought booze. I’m trying so hard to keep everything all together. I’m ashamed.

What skill are required to achieve ambitious offer like 20 - 35 lpa.

Recommendation for laptop under $500 - will mainly be used for personal stuff (taxes, photos, etc). Oh home school stuff too where G suite is used. No chrome books we have one and don’t like.

Hello fishes

Can accenture manager/hr give hike for retention if last working day is in 20 May.
As i have heared that the hike only happen mid year. Is retention hike possible before this mid year cycle ?

So a PPMD I worked with at a B4 is moving to an MBB firm. How should I ask them to pull me in to their practice?

How has your firm’s dinner expense / per diem policy changed amidst COVID?

Gonna put in my two weeks on Monday. This will be my first ever time actually doing this. Any tips I should be aware of?

Hi everyone,

Please help in choosing offer from below.

YOE:4.5
#ANGUKAR DEVELOPER

WIPRO- 15
CAPEGEMINI-14.5

Construction attorneys - would anyone be will to share with me a sample complaint where you sued an unlicensed contractor for defects and addressed treble damages/disgorgement? 😊 TIA.

Best biryani in downtown chicago?

Is anyone here a corporate governance lawyer? What kind of background is needed?

Curious: what’s the utilization rate for analysts (entry level) at your company? Not including college hires.

If you got the confirmed invite for GSPC symposium does that mean you are approved for GSAP?

What’s the 💵 for a first time CD or ACD in London, UK?

Those who work at FCB and switch careers/positions internally ex; from copywriter to art director. How did FCB support you in that journey? How long did it take you?

I had submitted my resignation a few days ago. It’s been an emotional few days sharing the news with the different teams that I work with. Everyone seems upset and I feel like I’m leaving my family, but the other job has better benefits/pay.

Has anyone else had this feeling? Leaving a company/people that you’re so close with for the unknown at a new position? Not sure if the feeling of guilt/emotions will pass once I officially leave.

URGENT

Please let me know which company to join :

EXL Services — Analytics, Gurugram
EY GDS, Noida

Have same offer
Tech- Data Warehouse, ETL
YOE- 3

Thanks

I think my last straw may be that I’m on the way to the ER and people are asking me to send my working files over the weekend since I’m “out of pocket” today

Spent my career staying put in 1-2 jobs for many years rather than jumping around. It has paid off in the sense that I work at a really good agency. Is it wrong to be bored when everything’s working?

I want to start over

To be a junior again. To have the luxury of just doing and thinking. Away from clients, away from the politics, away from the 9 hours of meetings a day.

I was always so consumed with moving up, comparing myself, I rushed through it and didn’t savor every bite.

It’s nice to make money. It’s nice to feel more respected and be able to speak from experience.

But some days experience blinds me.

Sometimes I wish I had a big black dildo in my bag so I could slap you in the face when you mansplain.

I have 5017 unread emails dated back to 12/1.

I’m pretty sure I could not show up at work for at least a week and probably two weeks and no one would notice.

In general: I don’t understand why so many people are depressed.. more sensitive.. higher suicide rate.. etc.

I’m so tired of seeing the Gotham font being constantly used? It’s like the Nickleback of fonts. Old, cheesy and annoying. Aahhh.

I'm subscribed to so many 'great advertising' newsletters but mostly I just select all > Mark as read 🙈

Sometimes I sit at my desk with a throbbing hardon

My entire team was promoted. I was not. I was just as valuable as the rest but wasn’t as confident or outspoken. I’m pretty pissed off.

If you call yourself a unicorn while I’m interviewing you then from that point forward the interview is over.

Proud Confession: I still haven’t updated to Apple’s lousy iOS 13 from September. It has now been replaced with its 7th failed update, iOS 13.2.3... Sorry ‘lil buddy. It’s not me, it’s you...

This person with a vocal fry is now using a headset mic for virtual meetings. Somebody kill me.

I sometimes feel like my work is mostly to impress other ad creatives and entertain people from the non-creative world with ownable big ideas. None of my friends even know about Cannes Lions.

Got reached out to (and now interviewing) at a place I kind of like, but i haven’t been really looking to leave where I am. That said, now I kind of want to apply to another opening or two. Does the application bug bite like that normally or should I chill out?

Reported a code of conduct violation for an exec, had 3x corroborating firsthand accounts. The person in question is still off scot free. We say we’re changing as an industry but we are clearly not.

I’m almost 40 and have given too much of myself to this job.

If I could walk away from it all I would. The betrayal, fake friendships, and back stabbing in advertising is taking its toll on me. I day dream of going to culinary school or just being a mom.