I wish Ad salaries were like NBA salaries. Each year you get a ridiculous raise no matter how shitty you perform. If you are good you get bird rights and no layoff clauses. And retire at 35.

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I worked on NBA at Goodby, their ad budgets aren’t big either.

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Just follow the multiple threads from the same few guys who want to unionize the biz for creatives. This is what they think will happen. 😂

@ACD1 thanks.

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