I think Cannes and the other awards are overrated and should be eliminated.

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Don't kid yourself, if you think you're doing this for anything other than a pat in the back.

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Nah bro (or sis), it's no coincidence Cannes rhymes with it's a fucking cancer on this industry. Also, I just won multiple (first timer) this year and feel that way more than ever.

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