POV: no one works faster than a freelancer that double dips.

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False. I tripled dipped this year and worked even faster than that clown who was double dipping.

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Puhleeeeze. 🙄 No one works faster than an idiot who quadruple dipped for a full month.*





*Never f’ing do that. 🤦‍♂️🤯🔫

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I’d settle for a single dip right now…

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"If you need something done, ask a busy person"

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What about triple dip? 😊

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So true! I am at the top of my game when I have two bags of money waiting for me to hit send. More please. I love that. I would be happy with one at this point.

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DD is still a thing?

When the wind is blowing in the sweetest direction, YES.

I don’t know, there are so many that are out of work rn… when you double or triple dip do any of you think about how that could be someone else’s job?

No, because they came to me. I’ve passed on plenty of jobs to other freelancers. I just did last week as a matter of fact.

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