Pretty sure work is giving me a bedsore...

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Move around every 15 minutes you tub of lard.

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Work with a guy who got a cyst on his ass. Had to get it lanced.

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Just go to the bathroom every hour and twerk in the big stalls to circulate blood in your bum. Works wonders for me.

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Here’s a question for the recruiters out there: do you want to see my portfolio?
I just started freelancing after having been FT for a long time. Top agency experience, Cannes Lions, NYC-based, DM me!

How long should I wait between followups? Had a really good interview and sent my thank yous, but it’s been about a week.

When a recruiter sends you a posting for an agency where you worked before…

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Working as a regional business development manager at an interior designing company based in Kerala. Looking for opportunities in other sectors and cities.

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Hello Fishes, is 15 LPA a reasonable compensation for Machine learning engineer (python, c++, computer vision and deep learning ) with 2 years of experience, current working for a product based company. If not what is the current industry standard. I keep seeing people posting 30+ LPA for data science roles with 3+ yoe.

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My firm doesn’t match my 401k — still worth opting in?

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Found a good looking Herman Miller Aeron, used on CL. Worth the 400 bucks? Do not have a proper office chair at the moment

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I’ve been a freelance print production designer for many years, and usually on-site in the before times. Now I work remote, and am finding it uneasy dealing with billing. Before I always billed hourly, which made sense, but it’s becoming an issue now. Some companies don’t have a full days’ work, so it seems wrong to bill full days, and it allows me to juggle projects for different companies, but my billable hours are down. I know I should bill a daily rate, but not sure that will fly. Thoughts?

Taking a relative who has never travel abroad to Italy - spending a few nights in Florence - any great restaurant recommendations ?!

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It ain’t wrong...

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Mentally incapacitated like this Rep must undergo treatment or be isolated from the general public away on another planet.

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Can someone recommend affordable health insurance? I left the firm earlier and am expecting a gap of medical coverage until I find a job. Currently not actively seeking either...

🐠- My parents have been trying to get B-1 visa appointment for few months to visit me to extend support during/after child birth. They originally were able to schedul for Oct but it was recently canceled by the counslate. The current earliest date is in March. Any suggestions on options to expedite appointment scheduling?

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Just started medication - adderal helped but if I didn’t take it for a day the withdrawal was UNBEARABLE. On vyvanse now.. tbh feels like my brain fog started when I started meds?

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In two interviews the interviewer asks me about one topic which I know theoretically and some practical. I directly said to the interviewer that I am not an expert in that, but if I get my hands on it then I can learn in one day.

After asking two questions again he came on the same topic this happens twice in two interviews. Mere ko lag raha hey Jaan bujhke questions same topic pe puchte hey, so that they don't select that candidate.

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Let's talk comp. If you brought in 1000$ in GDC, what would your payout be on that, and which firm are you at?

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Is Slidequest worth it? Please help!!!!

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What are your favorite online strength training program sites/apps?
For reference, I want to work out 3-4 times a week and want a program that balances all body parts. I'm tired of searching videos on youtube and apps.

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Any book recommendations for grieving the death of an estranged parent?

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Is it ok to fornicate with coworkers?

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The older i get the more i think everyone i know has a personality disorder

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Trying to think of a gift to get my 2 staff for the holidays. Nothing crazy just want to boost morale. Any ideas? Something you received in the past that you enjoyed? Thanks in advance!

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Top worst audit industries?

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Anytime anyone asks me how I wrote macros to simplify pretty much everything that's repetitive and tedious. "Science and magic..."

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What are the Deloitte rate codes for Hyatt, Starwood, Delta & others?

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Curious what others think about this: a friend of mine has a couple of months of leave this fall to study for the CPA exam (they’ll be paid a reduced salary during their leave), but they mentioned they have no intention of studying for the exam, and instead plan to use that time to look for another job. This rubs me the wrong way, but wanted to hear what others think…

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Scanning undergrad resumes and one listed their FRAT. Above even their hobbies and extracurriculars... Sorry buddy that won’t get you in here

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How do you get motivated about work after weeks of just not caring?

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People who write long ass paragraphs on here 🙄 it's not a work paper

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Thinking having a 24’ HD and a 28’ 4K monitor setup. Is 4K for excel not necessary? How about 28’ monitors?

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I keep seeing people say this is the new normal. But it really isn't, this is a temporary normal.

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Does EY buy new staff phones?

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Can you change your 401k contribution amount specifically for bonuses, in the fidelity 401k? You can do this for Schwab 401k but not seeing an option for fidelity

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Guess they are over millennials, they are now examining gen Z 1996-2010. Now to tell them who they should be and what to strive for to sell them S#.t

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There is a special place in hell for people that reheat fish in office microwaves 😖

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In what department of accounting can you maximize your income while doing the least amount of work?

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