Is it ok to fornicate with coworkers?

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Depends. Are they hot ?

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Here comes that "don't shit where you eat" comment.. never fails. Don't worry, I'm not into shitting on people. I'm just trying bang the hot staff

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It is. It okay to use the word fornicate...are you living in The Crucible?

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Fornicate away, one less loser in my way to become a partner 👌🏻

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Ok? It's encouraged

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(By me. I encourage it.)

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I've been known to take food into my bathroom while shitting. Not quite a blumpkin but still satisfying.

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I think you may be the loser by sticking around for partner.

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But do you shit where you eat, OP?

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It can be OK, all depends. If you're superior (manager and they're staff) you will need to report to HR and could reflect poorly on you. If your both staff nobody really cares. Just know that it has the opportunity to end badly. Let's say things don't work out and you break up. Do you really want to see your ex every day at work?

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Who says fornicate?!

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It's traditional good advice to not do it. However, if there are two willing participants wanting to bang and you really don't have time or energy with our jobs to find others outside of work it might be better off doing it and seeing what happens rather than wondering months or years from now what it would be like if you went for it. So follow the traditional advice not to until you hit a point where you just gotta go for it.

If you're both single, yes, bang with precaution (don't fornicate if the other party is going to want more than you do. Have a talk first. And make sure other party is on the same page.)

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