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This cracked me up! They didn't have to put it in a scroll because the truth has been out for a long time. Lol.

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Ahaha. Now this is some hard pill to swallow. Bitter truth indeed.

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Well, if this information helps. The same thing happen with medical doctors too. I guess it is what it is.

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Yep. I have heard a lot of medical malpractice cases over the last few years. I guess they had it worse indeed.

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Knock on wood! Hahaha. Well, it's the truth. Lol

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haha you aren't a real lawyer until you've had at least one bar complaint and been sued at least once

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Can you get fired for having low utilization as a senior? My billable hours this busy season have been much lower than my peers.

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Guess the new name

NielsenIQ + GFK = ?

https://nielseniq.com/global/en/news-center/2022/nielseniq-and-gfk-to-combine-creating-a-leading-global-provider-of-information-and-analytics-in-consumer-and-retail-measurement/

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How much time does LTI takes to release offer letter?
I had my documents submission and final hr round on 26th oct
YOE :12yrs
Please help fishes

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What are different levels available for Band 30 American Express ?

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This is long, but worth your time. https://www.facebook.com/100008158123528/posts/2721569571458287/?d=n

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Whether its difficult to get GCP Projects in CTS?

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Current fantasy is to retire at 45, get my MLS, and become an elementary school librarian. What would you do to pass the time in early retirement?

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Hi! Anyone willing to refer me to OFRO at PwC? TIA!

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Thinking about getting an apartment but the pet fee is ridiculous. How likely is it that I'll get caught if I have a tiny kitten?

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I’m a data scientist with 6.5 yoe( 1 yr in consulting). I am looking for data science opportunities in France, Italy and Spain, I would appreciate it if anybody can help me with this. I am coming from Canada and will get the young experience visa that is an agreement between these countries and Canada.

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Question for partners/leaders who make decisions on salary. What do you think of those who have been at the company a long time and are high performers but make significantly less than experienced new hires at the same level? Do you have less respect for them for not being able to negotiate more money?

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Hi all!

Could anyone please look at my CV and Cover Letter for IB associate roles? I need someone experienced to look at them before I start submitting.

Thanks!

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Anyone hear of a patent attorney going to an investment bank, hedge fund, or venture capital firm?? Considering a change. Thought I could use my skills to help investors analyze and valuate companies.

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Guys Could you please help me with a referral in PwC .. preferred Location Kolkata

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Technology - Sql, FTL, Jira, jenkins, Bitbucket,Agile Methodologies , Htmlcss, bootstrap, angular (beginner level), Core java

*Ready to move to New Technology

currently in notice period 29days left ..if you have anything me , please help 😊

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Does anyone know is aware how much time Globant takes to release offer letter after finishing all the interview rounds?

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Hi All,
I am worried about job security in H
Globant , i have joined in June and till now did not get any project 🥺 i am worried.

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Need a new suitcase. Should I go with a Tumi or Rimowa?

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What is the promotion process process in Nagarro ?

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Finally hit my breaking point. Been nothing but irritable & pissed off these past few weeks. Coach asked me on Friday when I’ll be taking time off & I just broke down. I’m a top performer & a workhorse. I’ve put so much effort into making sure my team is okay I forgot about myself. Now I am buried in work, performance is dropping & I can’t stop crying randomly. I kept telling people I am drowning but no one was listening. Coach is leaning to tell everyone to backoff thankfully.

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Accenture India Hi Fishes,
Looking for Job Change. Currently working as a Operations Manager and carrying 10.5 years of experience in OTC and P2P. Please refer me for good options in Delhi/ NCR and Jaipur Accenture India Accenture

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This cracked me up! They didn't have to put it in a scroll because the truth has been out for a long time. Lol.

Ahaha. Now this is some hard pill to swallow. Bitter truth indeed.

Well, if this information helps. The same thing happen with medical doctors too. I guess it is what it is.

Knock on wood! Hahaha. Well, it's the truth. Lol

haha you aren't a real lawyer until you've had at least one bar complaint and been sued at least once

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