Remembering the phrase boomer doomer still makes me laugh

Hey Fishes,

Just got an offer from JPM to work in thier nyc office, would be leaving BNYMellon. Just wondering what the culture is like at JP. Any advice or insight would be great!

Do you think Trump will win the general election if he runs again in 2024?

Hi fishes, need 11 likes for DM TIA

What are resources to become a better strategist?

Hi all,

I'm currently working in enhancement projects!

I had worked previously before in support project and a bit of development project also.

Can anyone help me how can I go about learning all .net related technologies and what should I focus on?

How long would it take an experienced web developer to build a basic website like something you would see in square space/webflow templates assuming Figma designs were already made?

How are the client and project interviews for SAP in Capgemini? Are those tough?

Why has real estate remained lucrative?
Mainly agents but also developers.

The barrier to entry is low, not even sure if graduating high school is needed. My old agent even said she did it bc she can make a lot money and not work that much. She drove a new Mercedes and sent her kids to private school, husband was also an agent.

So I’m curious why it didn’t get flooded and the profit margin dampened to a $/hr closer to other jobs with similarly easy entry?

É possível ser gerente em uma MBB e trabalhar menos de 55h semanais? {em +- 80% das semanas, claro que sempre terão exceções)

Hi Fishes,
Anyone from Cognizant Pune? Need you help..
TIA

They should really poll the associates to seed ideas for holiday party locations...

How would you rank the strategy firms in terms of their private equity consulting practices?

Hi all I have 7 years of experience in Banking operations Internal audit and internal control, risk and control framework, Thematic review. AML/KYC aspects review, transaction monitoring, compliance reviews, CDD and STR reporting. Please refer me eagerly looking for a change. Preferably chennai and Bengaluru location.

#HiringAlert #Vacancy

There is a vacancy for a Digital Marketing Specialist Role with 2+ years of experience @ Space Green Projects. Interested ones can come to location and discuss. It's an on-site Role.
Location: Lakdikapul, Hyderabad
Contact: +91 9121481152

I am not people person and having tough time as I am moving from 1 short project to other with no long term vision or goals . Every month new project new face and by the time I am settled , it’s time to move on . Have anyone had same experience and how do you deal with it

Hi All,

I am looking for a job in automobile after sales position. Please help me/refer me for any opportunity.

I have experience of 9 years in handling after sales operations.

I drunk texted. It was bad. I wasn’t an asshole, I just said my feelings because I was frustrated about them being avoided. And then I got hardcore ghosted, which is expected but still harsh. Do as I say, not as I do. 💔

Got some from my wife this morning. Sad that this is such a humongous deal to me in marriage where it was the expectation when casually dating... But still 🥳🍾🎉🤗

I’ve only slept with one person, my wife. I have not openly shared this with anyone because there’s a stigma that I “settled” or I don’t have numbers on the board like a man should. I’m not overly religious, so that was never a driver in the equation. I admit, I do think about the “what if” every once in awhile but I’m honestly getting to the age where I feel I’m beyond my prime anyhow.

I am single and have a crush on my married coworker but I’m containing myself for all the right reasons

Everyday I think about what I’m going to say during my future exit interview.

I am in need of a show now that I am caught up with current episodes of The Handmaids Tale.

HELP
I have all the hashtags

I’m a guy and sometimes I sit when I pee so that I make less of a mess and have to clean my bathroom less frequently. On the same note, I usually shit standing up which tends to be much messier

Seeing all of these insanely high salaries and comps makes me feel inadequate

I am a straight , but I kid you not…

I've lost all motivation in my job and have done maybe 40 hours of real work since the beginning of August. I've built up a good track record the past couple years, and am good at bullshitting so people have been giving me the benefit of the doubt, but know the party can't keep going forever.

After ~20-30 min on a call, I stop paying attention.

I hate going to the Apple Store nowadays.

I once ate all the square chocolate pieces from my boyfriend’s packaged granola at midnight and he thought he got a defect product

Is it insulting to give a homeless person leftovers? I passed a homeless guy who asked for money, didn’t have cash on me so I offered my leftover pizza. He took it but people around me gave me looks. So wondering if it’s bad since it could be perceived as giving scraps?

I rearrange my home office several times a year. Idk why but every 4 months I need to change it up. Anyone else do this?

I’m seriously considering eating dinner at 5:30pm. Does that mean I’m officially old??

I saw 2 posts earlier about the show "Ultimatum" on Netflix. Can't pass up trashy TV and started watching. Just finished episode 3 and loving it! Considering cancelling tonight's plans so that I can binge the rest of the season before bed.

Spoiler alert, stop reading if you care
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WTF was with Nate's proposal?

Everyone likes me because I'm a doormat with no boundaries. I do anything and say anything to make people happy. I will think what you think I should think. Will you be my friend?

Cant wait until baseball disappears forever. Boring, perfomance-enhancing sus af 69inning havinazz sleeping pill of a sport; the most boringazz sport in the history of exxxistence itself. Shiets like big pharma, putting the whole of humanity to zzzzzz good god I hope god deletes baseball even tho I dun believe god exists but truth is the real thing that shouldn't exist is baseball fuk