I once ate all the square chocolate pieces from my boyfriend’s packaged granola at midnight and he thought he got a defect product

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Has anybody put chocolate in between of their SO’s butt cheeks and when they woke up they thought they shit themselves ?😁

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Pwc2 why are you single? Why didn’t your SO just prank you back? A couple that pranks together stays together lol

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