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What an honor for white Jesus, bro is the second DEI hire in the list

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Charlie Kirk loved gun deaths though. Are you telling us he killed all these people with his words?

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Agree to disagree I guess. I’m not disagreeing with him dishonestly. Dishonest would be adding qualifiers to his statements to make him look like less of a POS because I didn’t like that his statements implicitly include child gun deaths. I didn’t say he loved gun deaths. I said he supported gun deaths and his actions indicated he loved them. If you think gun deaths are “worth it” for you to keep uncontrolled access to any firearm you want, you are supporting children dying. It is an undeniable fact that a material number of gun deaths are children. It’s some real cognitive dissonance to think you can be pro gun and not be also pro kids are going to die.

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Needs slide title and page number. Pls fix.

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How many times are you gonna write the word guy? 😜

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I’m not sure all those folks belong together

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😂 100%

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It's wild how you can get cancelled for posting Kirk's own quotes

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Kirk didn’t even like MLK jr, he literally called him a bad person

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According to Kirk this was the fair price to pay for our God given 2nd Amendment.

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Jesus is the wrong shade, a bit too white. But whatever fits your narrative.

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Since we're on the topic of Jesus. With the meltdown of the Grindr servers last night in Arizona, do those guys get to experience the rapture tomorrow?

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I'm sure the Resurrection would have been much snazzier if it had WWE-style pyrotechnics too.

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At least he finally “leaned” left 😂😂😂😂😂

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Damn

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Why is John Lennon not in that photo?

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Non confondete il risotto con la m.rda: tutti e due caldi e fumanti, ma sciacquatevi la bocca prima di mettere insieme M.L.King, Cristo, Kennedy e Lincoln con la viscida feccia umana. Riportate nelle fogne la vostra fetida e malsana ideologia.

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This has nothing to do with Consulting. Reported.

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Depends, Marketing consultants can have a field day with this. Marketing manipulation, propaganda in marketing, How to merge the past with current events. All sorts of lessons to be had out of this.

Only half of these were killed for words: Kirk and King, scoring .5 for Jesus because of his interpretation of the role of the messiah vs the understanding of literally every other resident of the region at the time.)

The gospel according to mark outlined directly for a Jewish audience how the prophecy was fulfilled, for this exact reason.

"One of these kids is doing his own thing, now its time to play our game".

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