So i went downstairs and my doorman just told me he signed up for robinhood and is looking to invest. I told him: “stocks are pretty high. Be careful. I know you want to make money, but don’t risk what you can’t lose”. Meanwhile this guy next to me in my lobby just says: “put all you got in $Riot!!”

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Lmaooo

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Please teach him trailing stop loss. He will thank you for life.

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Dart thrower that will be triggered by emotion

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Looks like you missed out on that Robinhood referral!

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Haven’t heard of hive - don’t know anything about it.

Has something gone over my head here, or did I just stumble into an elitist circle jerk?

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Thats exactly what this is. An elitist circle jerk

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Isn’t there some famous quote from a financier about the hired help sharing stock tips at the peak?

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Deloitte 1. You were saying?

#thathappened

No Cappin

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Tell him to be boring and invest in an assortment of ETFs and wait 5+ years.

Or i’ll tell him to spend the time studying the mechanics and understanding the underlying investment thesis. Let him choose his own risk tolerance. To each their own

Funny. My doorman has been talking to me about crypto. The end is near.

Does that mean the bubble will bust soon?

Market making is scared of me baby. Have your confidence. Take your opportunities. Live your life. And most importantly, learn from your mistakes

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