Sunday evening dread

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Nah, I'm chill about the whole thing now.

If I get chopped, I get chopped. Until then I'll keep having some fun.

I think it's my DGAF phase.

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True. My DGAF mask occasionally slips too.

Why do you think you are getting the chop

No I don't think I am, hence the dread lol

Are the chopping mails due soon?

Why do we think there will be chop chop

Because there's going to be a big slowdown for (best case) the next quarter while companies wait to see what economically suicidal idiocy comes out of the oval office next.

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