The 🥦 is panicking because he has no plan for Bird Flu killing millions of chickens, let alone when way more humans start getting the virus (50% mortality rate) and it starts a pandemic

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50% mortality rate worldwide maybe?

Only one American has died with over 50 cases and that death was an older person with multiple pre-existing conditions.

Fear mongering is ridiculous on this bowl sometimes

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If it's at all meaningfully contagious, yes, we're talking biblical levels of death.

The Spanish Flu had a mortality rate below 1%. 50% is Black Plague territory.

Time for Dems to up the copium dose! 🐓🐔🐤🐥🐣🐓🍗🐔🐤🐓🐣🐥

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Did you use enough chicken emojis?

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The early Sunday cry. How sweet

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Does it get exhausting posting the same stupid thing over and over again, VP1?

It’s not the bird flu that kills millions. It’s the approach to contain the outbreak…

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The delicious irony if friggin eggs ends up being the root cause that topples co Presidents Trump and Elon from their autocratic perch. Let the MAGA populace reap what they have sown.

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The left is openly hoping for a pandemic because they lost.

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That's only like 200 million eggs, which is a drop in the bucket considering the US produces over 110 billion eggs a year.

What does 🥦 mean in this context?

Vegetable.

Brain dead

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