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To be fair, I am a puppeteer of sorts... (but wooden dolls are smarter than my clients)

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I got funeral director too. Sometimes I think maybe it was right because most of my client’s companies are on life support trending towards Hospice.

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I got ‘orchestra conductor’ because it asked if i like music (yes) and if i play an instrument (no).

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Anyone stealth layoff, stealth layoff? I heard stealthier layoff. They gave stealthed layoff stealth layoff. Stealth layoff stealth layoff.

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What is the salary range for Sr. Administrative Asst. 20 yrs experience, 8 yrs with firmNYC? Client facing with client C-Suite EA’s to schedule PPMD mtgs. Heavy calendar management.

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Hi,
Is Amex and Amex GBT same?
As a business analyst how is Amex GBT in terms of culture, WLB and projects?

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Anybody here a single mother by choice? Would love to chat.

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Hi! Does anybody happen to know if Apple offices are dog-friendly? Specifically the Culver City office and Apple Park. Thank you!

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how many opinions/bench rulings should I aim to complete by the end of the clerkship?

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How do you change work location at EY? Is there a portal or any contact?

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Is 19LPA for 3.5 YoE - Full Stack developer is good?
Should I look for long term at Nagarro?

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Dumb question but anyone know what’s going on with KO in 2021? End of 2020 had stock approaching $60/share but then it crashed below $50 in 2021.

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I'ma be candid - plz fix

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Looking to get a referral for MBB, can any fishies help?

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Why do you think the SALT bowl on here is so inactive?

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Hi guys ,
I have received an offer as technical test lead at Infosys. Would like to know about the work that I ll be doing. Will it be like managing the team or how ? Any insights pls..

Thanks in advance!! Infosys Limited

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Anyone with experience at Slack have opinions to share? Currently very interested in a specific role there, and would like to know more about what it's like to work there.

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Which is the best amongst
Siemens healthineers
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For a c++ developer, yoe 4.5

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What are the typical responsibilities of a controller at an agency? I’m moving to a smaller agency and curious as to if those roles typically exist at smaller companies.

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Are there any AGENCY folks at small/mid-size shops that are using CDP's? If so, how are you staffing the team and how are you integrating the CDP with your DSP's etc?

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Pretty dead on this bowl central Florida 🐠 is anyone going to Gainesville today for the UF-LSU game?

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Hi! I recently read Their Eyes Were Watching God and was stunned and the poetic and beautiful creations of Zoe’s Neale Hurston. Would love to discuss with anyone!

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Hi there anybody here work with influencers & creators often? Would love to network and pick your brain on the legal side/contract clauses to include 🙏🙏🙏 as I'm trying to propose an influencer strategy at my company. Thanks

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So you can finally show mom what you do all day.

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Our superpower is expensing meals

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Thank you Shannon for being a wonderful team lead

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Only because someone requested this kind of meme war...

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Survey shows 75% of japanese people lie on survey questions

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Also accurate for several decks I've seen .... #WordSalad

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Proposal for pitching this....legal, time saving, energy goldmine....total consulting (life / work) must have!

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I don’t understand the words that are coming out of your mouth....

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The Deloitte Crew

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You tired? Just do this. You’re welcome ☺️

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Article 13 passed, time to close the Europe meme bowl! 🤣

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Client: “You’ll be sitting w/all other Consultants, including those from <insert competitor>”

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Miller and bud is upset Corona is getting all the attention

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When you are back to work on Monday and trying to put on a smile

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Canadian and EU workers justifying 30-50% lower compensation figures for similar work and higher taxes by trashing on US healthcare and social issues

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How most my dates go

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Oh the truth...

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Oh my God 😂

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Try not to be too jelly 😎

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