To incentivize TSA to keep working, why don’t we all just bring some good old fashioned cash? A dollar or two a passenger as a thank you for showing up will go a long way to incentivize them to show up as they wait for their pay checks

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I understand the gesture, but my taxes need to go to something other than bombing the middle east

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Preach!

You weren’t already tipping your TSA agents? Next you’ll tell me you give your pilots less than hundeys

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Oh very thoughtful! Then they can sober up on the flight while autopilot takes over

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What makes your mind go toward incentivizing TSA instead of incentivizing government to keep the airways safe by paying the guardians 🥴

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Why not both

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I’ve been tipping my landlord and the level of service is night and day. I think this is a great gesture

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Funny. My landlord has been tipping me

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It’s called bribery of a federal official and it’s a felony

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No tip for you

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Time to introduce some good old fashioned MURICAN tipping culture to the TSA 💪.Extra for pull over and cavity search…

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