To someone who has absolutely no context for the work that we do, what the role is like, etc. How do you explain what you do?

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As an analogy, we are given the league’s worst NFL team and we are expected to win the Super Bowl each and every year. If you win, you get to keep your job. Lose, you are sent packing. Great job 🍻

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Try explaining it to your child (or a niece/nephew) and go from there.

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