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On the topic of intimacy with partners… I’ve been with my boyfriend for 2 years and the past year his libido has dropped to zero. Mostly due to work stress (he says). Whenever I try to initiate, he always shuts me down and says he’s not in the mood. I even touch him and he gets hard but stops me as soon as I try to unzip him. We went from once a week to maybe once a quarter.

I’ve talked to him about it and he says I should take care of myself. So frustrated. 😭😭

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Looking for 1 female flatmate in 3 bhk (unfurnished) at Riverdale Residencies, Kharadi

Single occupancy rent: 14k
Spacious room with unattached washroom.

Dm if genuinely interested. Have to finalize quickly.

I feel like the lesbians that I’ve been matching with don’t have real jobs. Why is it so hard to find a professional? Anyone here up for a date in the NYC area? Prefer femmes

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Any black Christian men? 25 F Atlanta looking for a relationship

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Can’t tell if I’m developing crushes on my coworkers only because they’re the only people I interact with (on zoom) in quarantine 😬

Talking to the opposite sex at the gym: yes or no? (Or same sex)

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At a Hamptons house for the weekend, found an unused but open condom in one of the rooms from the last guest. Someone failed to launch.

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Is this bowl active?
Tired of dating apps and the dating shenanigans!
F 26🐠 in Mumbai. HMU if you are in your late 20s - early 30s, willing to talk and see how it goes.
Not into casual hookups, prefer acquaintances over ONSs, just putting it out there.

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Where do professionals 30+ meet people these days besides dating apps?!

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I find dating apps to be unhealthy to an extent. If a minor inconvenience occurs, it's simple to move on to the next one and the cycle repeats. Have any of you met "the one" through a dating app?

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30 F looking to chat with someone. A bit buzzed and lonely, but not really single, so just looking for a friend. I’m a good listener.

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When your date shows up with a pencil and paper to confirm for herself that you really can sketch like you claim 🤣

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Quick poll for single guys : how often do you have random hookups?

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Any F 🐠 in their 30s in DC interested in connecting?

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Been on a few dates with this guy and he literally keeps using the washroom every 10-15 mins!

He would leave to use the washroom like 3 times in one meal- has anyone else experienced this? I just feel so weird about it

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29m. Any single f fishes in Sacramento interested in meeting up? I’m here till Thursday

What exactly counts as ghosting . ?
You go on a date spend quality time , you have some intimate moments and the next thing the guy does is unmatch you on the app without sending a text.
Does this count as ghosting ?
Is expecting a text from other person saying " this is not what he is looking for " is too much to ask ?
This kind of behaviour puts other person on the self doubt mode.

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Hi all! I’ve been dating my bf for about 4 months now and there are some things he says/is into that make me believe he is either Bisexual or has gender dysphoria. I could really use someone’s advice who has a similar experience like this. Is anyone willing to chat? I just want to be supportive and helpful.

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29M Boston, athletic fit. Looking for something serious. DM me

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Females, how much of your personal life do you disclose to the men in your team? I.e. Lovers, relationships, ONS etc

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Hello Everyone,
Would someone be willing to refer me for a position in Salesforce at Hyderabad ? I am looking at Program Manager roles currently with 9 years of experience.

Many many thanks in advance

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Hi everyone. Is it typical for the attorney to take credit for the work a paralegal does? An example: I gave some ideas about deposition questions and some observations I made (I was asked about giving suggestions) regarding a witness and the attorney mentioned that he’s the one that had these great questions/observations. Zero credit or thank you for the work I did.

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Anyone use 6figr premium for salary research?

Any one knows about Navistar Project?

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Making the switch from plaintiff to defense L&E in January. Would love any and all tips from people who’ve made the jump (including partners who may have supervised these types of attorneys!)

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Is a sloped floor of 1/2” over 10’ noticeable? I have to make room for conduit and cannot trench in my current place

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Any performace testers in nagarro.. plz dm

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Guggenheim healthcare reputation?

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NFT’s... no interest in buying them but very interested in buying into whatever it is that makes tick. I think there’s a lot of money to be made off of such a ridiculous investment. Any ideas on what to buy to take part in the business of NFT’s, without having to pay $69 million for a drawing of a cat?

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For those who purchase grey market watches, is buying with the original box, papers, and warranty card a non- negotiable or more of a nice to have?

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I want to get to know more people in this bowl 🤩 so comment below where you reside and a fun fact or what you like to do for fun besides go to work 😅

I’ll start… I am in Ohio and i genuinely love socializing and networking. Love getting to know people over a cup coffee / glass of wine lol

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Good Morning Friends! It’s beginning of November and I want to know what’s your goal for this month?

My goal is to spend mindfully since holidays coming up. I need to stick to schedule and don’t do nothing extra 🫠

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Has anyone left big 4 or other PA firms tax transaction service groups for industry (or know of anyone)? What was the role and salary bump, how are annual bonuses/raises in industry, what is a typical work week (hours) like? I don’t think I can take this always on just to stay afloat life much longer. For context I am considered a high performer, am near the top of the salary band at my level and have a great supporting network at Deloitte. It’s just not worth it to have zero personal life.

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What is an approximate salary for a Salesforce Developer with 3 years of experience?

Does publicis sapient have RPA-Uipath projects?

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Found out I prob won't get my dream job ("waitlisted") and literally cried for an hour (I know I am a loser). I guess I didn't realize how much I hate my audit job lol. How have people gotten over rejection?

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Hi All,

I have 12 year of IT experience and 6 year relevant experience in Oracle cloud HCM. I am looking for change now . How much companies offering at this experience level.

TIL: I don't have rights as a public accountant

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“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

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“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

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“Leaders choose everyday who they will be in the face of opportunities and challenges.”

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“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

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“We had complimenting genitalia.”

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Joined a call to hear “how’s my sql replication looking? Yeah,!I’m good.)

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What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you at work? One time a co-worker divulged to me that they had a collection of troll dolls that they named and sometimes still played with.

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“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

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This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

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“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

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"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

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“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

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So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

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Today someone quit and just straight up walked out of the office. Like something you'd see in a movie. My jaw is still open. You ever seen this happen?

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“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

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Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

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"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

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“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

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Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

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