Today my 4-year-old told me that I have a baby in my tummy. I’m a 40-year-old man. Apparently the gym twice a week isn’t cutting it anymore. No more carbs for me.

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BAH; Bigger And Heavier; up it to 4 times a week

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Tell your kid you ate his sibling for making that type of comment. That's what's in your belly.

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What is the reason why we still can’t donate blood? It’s 2022.

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