'We tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!'

- Republicans

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The GDP was just revised to 1.7%.

*checks the Cheeto’s Twitter feed*

Aha! Here is a nice tweet from when, under Obama, the GDP was at 1.9%. Surely he congratulated him as he is doing himself now?

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How strange, he seems to have changed his mind about things. Tweet from this morning:

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Doing the Lord’s work, Deloitte.

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Thank you. It’s fun, and sadly, doesn’t take too much effort to dig up the hypocrisy.

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I really hope we don’t fall into a bad recession

I hope we get a moderate one before the 2020 election. It’s coming anyway, better for the GOP to fall on that sword

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